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Gas One

Gas One

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People be killllin me on xbox live when they see im playing a game called "beautiful katamari"...i get a few msgs every week that are like "my nigga what the fuck are you playing over there?"

So, In order to fully explain what the hell ive been playing, watch this video. if you watch it the whole way through, its gonna fuck up the ending of the game. but if you do drugs, and you ever want a game to play, play this.

if you know youll never play it, just watch it. shit gets crazy.

 
Gas One

Gas One

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i actually damn near lost my mind on shrooms when i bought it and played the first level when i realized i was rolling up puzzle pieces of a house

and that bees were coming through and bringing more puzzle pieces and dropping them right where i took the last one

yeah i got on to it through the ps2 version, iused to play that in hotels OT all the time hella on one...sweatin my ass off trippin about the fact in rolling up humans and theyre screaming

fun ass game though, japanese people are just weird. i dont think anyone would buy a game called 'beautiful' katamari (except hus maybe) and hus dont play no games he just blap them thangs

when youre playing it the shit just fucks with your head, i really think they were on mushrooms when they made it (theres alot of mushroom references in the game)

actually the games story is that the owner of the unirverse got drunk and fucked up the entire universe on accident..and you gotta put it back together
 
LurccH918

LurccH918

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hahaha i seen u playin that shit, i thought it was ur girl playin it lol

i aint knockin it though until i try it

fuckin tonguetwista always playin some shit called Peggle, i sent him a message askin him what the fuck that was though
 
Gas One

Gas One

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i do play it with my girl on vs mode but yeah...and the shits fun as hell on the real

if you got a hdtv its a must buy if you smoke weed or drink or do drugs

the last level is called "the big tripper" lol

i cant even explain how crazy the shit looks on a good tv
 
SANDMAN

SANDMAN

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haha, yeah i was gonna mention this game awhile back when i played the demo.. right when i saw it i was like, Damn this would fuck u up if u were on shrooms..
 
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spaztaz

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katamari slap been knowin bout that shit since ps2. smoke a blunt and play the game and tell me u not having fun and/or trippin the fuck out with wut u can do in the game.
 
Ez-Roo

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pots to chars to cars to houses to continents and planets n shit..wild what is all you do steer in the direction of picking shit up?
 
Gas One

Gas One

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yeah, you just steer with the analog sticks..

and if somethings too big you obviously cant pick it up..meaning you gotta pick shit up according to size to get bigger

youll beat a level but youll still have shit towering over you, you know? so you can beat a level but never even get to see where you can go in the game because you aint that good.

its actually not that easy of a game to do really good at

some of the levels take like 20 minutes...the one in this video takes 18-20 minutes i think..i lost at that shit like 10 times straight...and youll think you did good and then the prince (the dude speaking in the middle of the game) will diss you and say fuck your score...that happens alot

its a fun game, i usually fuck with fighting games and shooters and shit...but every once in a while the japanese make a insane ass game that no one else but them understands
 
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