Fuck Target

  • Wanna Join? New users you can now register lightning fast using your Facebook or Twitter accounts.
Dec 25, 2003
12,356
218
0
69
#1
These mofuckas have the downright worst return policy I've ever heard of.

So I'm all hyped I got this "boombox" - should have been called a "squeaky toy" - that puts out just a bit more than my clock radio. I was all trippin cause it played mp3s yadayada etc.

I could talk in a loud whisper louder than this bitch on full blast. And, the sound quality was on some Cyco Eva shit.

So I go in there with the box and no receipt. They tell me - I can get some shit from the "same" department (electronics - about 3 isles large), but it has to be of equal or lesser value.

So basically not only is it impossible to find some shit that is "just at" the price or just above since they ain't got shit on the shelves, I have a pick of like 3 aisles.

I said fuck it and left. Basically Ima go in there tomorrow and be that asshole...make enough noise that they will just say fuck it. If y'all see a dude trippin out in frost on the customer service desk at Colma tomorrow holla at me...
 

yee

Sicc OG
Oct 1, 2005
2,487
0
0
#2
damn that shit sucks try goin to tha target in serramonte if you can't find nothin in colma to equal or lesser value
 
Nov 21, 2005
5,793
5
0
42
www.revver.com
#3
damm man u shoulda got that boombox...
with the mutha fuckin Mini SUb Woofers....in it
i don; think it plays mp3's but it plays CD's..
and radio,..n shit...

that's the one i wanna get.

but yeaa go raise hell up in there until you get what you want....!!!
 
Apr 25, 2002
15,044
157
0
#5
Try and take it to Walmart. They usually will take anything that is in good enough condition that they can re-sell it, even if you never got it from them.

People i worked with at Best Buy used to buy stuff with their employee discount and then take it to walmart as a return and get full price for it.

You might not get cash, but you'll at least get store credit.



Just worth a try before you kill someone at target.
 
Apr 16, 2003
14,728
1,359
113
41
google.com
#12
They want a receipt for the exact reasons that Cold Blooded stated. I'm not sure about target, but at my place of work ( Verizon Wireless ), they use the reciept to go back into the original transaction to process the return just for inventory purposes,
 
Aug 8, 2002
5,259
34
48
45
www.techn9nehq.com
#14
Shit, I have to return a Shower head that is supposed to have 5 settings but only a single stream of water comes out of it. I can't wait to have them tell me I have to get something from that aisle considering I already got a different shower head from ACE Hardware.

I could use the $15 on groceries and shit.
 
Sep 24, 2005
1,389
4
0
36
soundcloud.com
#15
you guys dont no how to return shit, i returnd my ps2 back in 02 or 01, i forgot, maybe it was 99, i put a modchip in it, and i fuckd up big time and i returned it the next day, i told that girl, this shit dont play asian movies (fuckn around) and i just watch asian movies, and they returnd it without checkn the void thing, and then my cousins, bought a cd burner, took off the sticker on the one they bought, put it on the old one, and returned it no hassels, basically i love target, its easy as fuck. Walmart has a new security guy...., fuck that for now.
 
Apr 25, 2002
4,790
699
113
44
www.youtube.com
#16
Likwid said:
They want a receipt for the exact reasons that Cold Blooded stated. I'm not sure about target, but at my place of work ( Verizon Wireless ), they use the reciept to go back into the original transaction to process the return just for inventory purposes,
I work at RadioShack and we use it for the same reason. Also we use it for you lame ass fucks who think products come with a lifetime warranty and try to return shit two years later claiming it just stopped working. 30days is what you get and yes I offered you the extended warranty that would have given you a gift card for the price paid to come in and get another one but your dumb ass most likely turned it down and expects us too make some exception an extend that 30days too 2 years cause you were too cheap to buy the warranty. I have no sympathy for people who buy a Verizon phone from me in my store decline the insurance then come back 3 weeks later saying they lost there phone and are dead pissed that they cant dish out 29.99 for the camera phone and have too pay full retail of 229.99 for another one. This comes out too be my fault somehow for not being able to make an exception this one time. Bitch you should have bought the insurance end of story. In your case I’m kind of stuck in the middle on what you wanted them too do exactly. So you got some shitty 50 buck stereo and are mad it’s shitty??? lol its 50bucks what did you expect a whole booming system? Then your mad cause when you take it back they make you get something of equal or lesser value? Well they aren’t going to give you the 100 buck one that’s for sure. Maybe I missed something and you just wanted cash back if so I can see that but if your mad cause they wont give you the better one....well you need to pay for the better one. I said this in another thread but ill say it again. Half ass buying aren’t going to get you good quality. you don’t come too me and ask how to power 5 speakers too your TV and then get mad when I tell you too buy a receiver and reply, "no just sell me the adapter too make it work" lololol allot of people not saying you in particular but allot of people want something for nothing