Fuck Michael Bay

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Mike Manson

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Dude needs to be stopped! He fucks up with all the bad remakes!

Watched Friday 13th last night and it was the same ol bullshit. He had already fucked Texas Chainsaw Massacre up...

And fuck all the retarded 90s babies lovin his bullshit!

Sorry, had to vent a little...
 
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Bay was a non-executive producer in those remakes, a guy named Marcus Nispel directed both those movies you mentioned...
 

Defy

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wtf? I understand the hatred for michael bay, but how is anyone retarded enough to act like friday the 13th sucked. if remakes are only to be compared to it's predecessor, then that shit shits on the original friday the 13th, cuz this one has jason in it for more than 13 seconds. the first friday the 13th was ass. straight ass. and if you didn't like the friday the 13th intro scene before the opening credits then you must not like horror films.


whole point of horror films = tiddies, blood, spooky shit/shit that'll make you jump.


it had all of that, especially tiddies. how can you hate tiddies?
 

Mike Manson

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wtf? I understand the hatred for michael bay, but how is anyone retarded enough to act like friday the 13th sucked. if remakes are only to be compared to it's predecessor, then that shit shits on the original friday the 13th, cuz this one has jason in it for more than 13 seconds. the first friday the 13th was ass. straight ass. and if you didn't like the friday the 13th intro scene before the opening credits then you must not like horror films.


whole point of horror films = tiddies, blood, spooky shit/shit that'll make you jump.


it had all of that, especially tiddies. how can you hate tiddies?
I don't hate tiddies. My wifey got double Ds, so you know I love dem tiddies, but the whole undergound tunnel shit, Jason runnin around, same ol good lookin, perfect white teeth teens, you know who will survive shit. The Friday 13th movies were never that good to begin with, but it has alotta potential because of Jason. I woulda liked a more grimey take on the movie. Not the same ol shit. Dunno if you know what I mean, but I'd like them to do somethin new...Nowadays you could pretty much just exchange the villains and it wouldn't matter.
 

Mike Manson

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I didnt think the newer chainsaw massacres were bad.
The original to me is a classic because of its craziness and the actors. The dinner scene for example. Shit is outta control and disturbing, even though it is not gory at all.

The remake just turned it into the normal modern day slasher for the MTV Popcorn audience imo...
 

Rossibreath

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The original to me is a classic because of its craziness and the actors. The dinner scene for example. Shit is outta control and disturbing, even though it is not gory at all. The remake just turned it into the normal modern day slasher for the MTV Popcorn audience imo...
word, part 2 was my favorite movie when i was a kid. leatherface u dented my plate u dog dick! that guy was great.
 
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first transformers was good, there wasnt no need for a 2nd one. I like both new versions of texas chain chainshaw. Friday the 13th was pretty bad to me though, that shit ruined the series damn near
 
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First of all, Michael Bay had nothing to do with Friday the 13th or TCM remakes besides putting up the money for the movies.

Secondly, Marcus Nispel is a bad ass and did a pretty bangup job with both films. The general consensus woulda agree that the TCM remake was good. Of course it wasn't gonna capture the same feel as the first because its over 30 years later, but it did the original justice for sure.

And I thought the Friday the 13th movie was dope. What sucks is the plethora of shitty sequels that stemmed from friday the 13th. there were like 4 (outta what, 11?) friday the 13th movies that were decent. This remake was better than all bout maybe the original or part 6.
 

drewski.kalonji

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first transformers was good, there wasnt no need for a 2nd one. I like both new versions of texas chain chainshaw. Friday the 13th was pretty bad to me though, that shit ruined the series damn near
i walked out of the first transformers early demanding a refund (nah not really i got in for free). I don't even wanna think how bad the second one was.

I think it would have been a worthy flick if I was 7-14 years old but being an adult with a semi movie critic mind that shit just screamed candycoated teen soap opera with kinda cool cgi.