Fuck life...

[TaxMan]

I just hit a fucking deer with my new car that I've only had for a fucking week...



/wrist

 

[rmillerpacers31]

Cars can be replaced, lives can't... as long as your are breathing I wouldn't stress on the deer. I do hope you have insurance though.

 

[Spooky 1987]

As long as you killed him.....

 

[MsKomatoze]

you killed your own dinner..

 

[Spooky 1987]

What kind of car did you have for a minute?

 

[TaxMan]

The fucking deer got up and ran away...


And I have a Pontiac Bonneville, not really cheap. The damage could have been worse I guess..There were fucking six of the mother fuckers crossing the highway.

Probably take a month or so to get this shit fixed though.

 

[MsKomatoze]

Ouches..what kind of damage?

 

[TaxMan]

Shattered headlight and several deep dents on the front left.

 

[MACdaddy420]

and you let the deer walk away? i woulda ran after that fuckin thing and made sure it died for what it did to ur car

 

[XPL051v3]

Ahh shit, I remember hitting a deer about a year ago in my Mazda 323. Luckily it only pushed my front end about 3inches back and was able to pull it foward. I just had to get a new hood for it because it was all fuckin' smashed up.

 

[MsKomatoze]

you only had a broken headlight and some dents? Thats awesome.. around here if you hit a deer you're sure to tear the front end of your vehicle off

 

[TaxMan]

I hit my breaks, so I didn't hit it full force.

 

[Kenny Bianki]

That deer should have raped you

 

[Spooky 1987]

Aw man you hit the brakes? Fuck that. If I know I'm going to hit a deer or a cow or a tiger I'm going to floor it in the hopes that I kill it cuz I know my ride is going to get fucked.

 

[EastBayDen]

What kind of car did you have for a minute?

A Tiger got out of the zoo here and killed a visitor, too bad you weren't driving around

 

[Spooky 1987]

I was riding around base on a flight line when i heard that shit Christmas Day/The day After. I was like "Merry Christmas To That Mother Fucker!!!!"

Ain't it supposedly a Tiger that attacked someone before. The police shelled it to death.
I'd kill a Tiger then wear that mother fucker like some pajamas. Just like i was saying with a bear.

 

[TaxMan]

That deer should have raped you

He did.. He raped my car into $1895 worth of damage.


And werd, if I hit a tiger- I'd put it in my car and take it to a taxidermist or something, and make a nice rug/blanket from it.

 

[Spooky 1987]

No No No....

I'd wear that mother fucker.

I'm giving great thought to finishing the Nah-Vey in my 5 years then moving to Colorado or some shit and living in the mountains with nothing for a few years in isolation. I want to wear a full body bear suit bad....

 

[TaxMan]

Creepy

 

[Mayor of Tracy]

This fool crying over a deer?