fuck chicken wangs.. NO EGGO WAFFLES until mid 2010?!?!?! shoot me

[Nebulizah]

so I go to the store to pick up some of my favorite munchies items... get to the freezer section to grab my blueberry waffles, only to see a sign saying there's a nationwide Eggo shortage and they don't expect to have them back anytime soon... I'm trippin balls like WTF, leggo my eggo bitches... but sure enough:

http://www2.kelloggs.com/general.aspx?id=3006&terms=eggo

so against my better judgment I snatched up a box of the storebrand Roundy's blueberry waffles, and sure as shit they tasted like straight up freezerburned cardboard assgunk..

man, fuck Eggo and fuck their "flooded food factory". Gimme back my edible waffles, fuckers.

 

[Chree]

FUCK U CHICKEN WINGS > THE VIKINGs, YOUR LIFE AND EGGOS

 

[necro00]

chicken wings >>> life

 

[niguardian]

we shoulda won that game , fuck brett farve wit a elephant dick

 

[Asmodeus]

Im trippin on both of these now. Hopefully my two large boxes last me... But this is truely the apocalypse. No chicken WANGS? No Eggo's? OH NO LAWD PLEASE SPARE MY ALCOHOL!

 

[Nebulizah]

we shoulda won that game , fuck brett farve wit a elephant dick

Chree's just asshurt about how much of a fool he proves himself to be in the Sports forum.... but the fact remains you got beat fair and square, so STFU and leave the beastiality lingo to your dvd collection.

and FUCK CHICKEN WANGS cuz that aint even a REAL SHORTAGE... I should know, I grabbed a bag when I was at the store, plus I just had em at the bar last week... the world will NEVER run out of chicken wangs.

BUT IT ALREADY HAS RUN OUT OF EGGO, BITCHES!!!!

 

[Chree]

only a little kid ass bitch would cry over no eggos, real men eat chicken wings, and meat.

if youre so sad, make ur own god damn waffles, what are u 13? cant cook?

 

[Nebulizah]

only a little kid ass bitch would cry over no eggos, real men eat chicken wings, and meat.

if youre so sad, make ur own god damn waffles, what are u 13? cant cook?

what are you, 13? cant kill & defeather a few chickens?

pussy

 

[prodigy91]

lol @ bitching over eggos, they taste like shit anyways, make your own and stop fucking whining....


iHate typing on my fucking iPod touch....

 

[Nebulizah]

lol @ bitching over eggos, they taste like shit anyways, make your own and ATP fucking whining....

They taste like shit when sober, just like ALL OTHER FUCKING KELLOGG'S PRODUCTS! You're missing the fucking point.

And your teams suck.

 

[niguardian]

so STFU and leave the beastiality lingo to your dvd collection.

hilarious

its still fuck brett farve tho

 

[Nebulizah]

... all the way to the super bowl..

Alexshaun Hillsmith will never even see the playoffs without buyin a ticket or turnin on the TV.

 

[JazzFan]

Fuck Waffles and Eggos and pancakes too.

 

[Roz]

I wake up late, so I never eat breakfast... but I love chicken... The thing is, I don't ever see us running out of it around my area, and if we do... I'm gonna steal a few from some farms near-by, and cook em up...

 

[HOGGLIFE]

so STFU and leave the beastiality lingo to your dvd collection.

lol

 

[Nebulizah]

like I said, the United States of America will NEVER have a true "shortage" of chicken wings... THAT'S why I said fuck that...

now, some of yall have either never smoked weed & got the munchies, or are just lookin for cheap props, cuz ANYTHING that can be popped in a toaster and done in less than two minutes commands a premium when you're stoned and hungry... how many fuckin stoners are gonna take the time to make some fuckin waffles from scratch after they've toked up?? I aint on some Wolfgang Puck shit, I want instant gratification... who do you think they make this shit for????

Kids & stoners... THAT'S IT! Any adult who would tell you that garbage tastes good when completely sober is a straight up liar.

There aint no muthafuckin real concern for a chicken wing shortage, cuz it aint happenin.. Eggos are already gone! That's a national fuckin tragedy right there.

Fuck props.

Gimme my fuckin eggo, bitches.

 

[Roz]

like I said, the United States of America will NEVER have a true "shortage" of chicken wings... THAT'S why I said fuck that...

now, some of yall have either never smoked weed & got the munchies, or are just lookin for cheap props, cuz ANYTHING that can be popped in a toaster and done in less than two minutes commands a premium when you're stoned and hungry... how many fuckin stoners are gonna take the time to make some fuckin waffles from scratch after they've toked up?? I aint on some Wolfgang Puck shit, I want instant gratification... who do you think they make this shit for????

Kids & stoners... THAT'S IT! Any adult who would tell you that garbage tastes good when completely sober is a straight up liar.

There aint no muthafuckin real concern for a chicken wing shortage, cuz it aint happenin.. Eggos are already gone! That's a national fuckin tragedy right there.

Fuck props.

Gimme my fuckin eggo, bitches.

Shiiiiit... I love to cook up shit when I'm high...

 

[Defy]

I bought some eggos a couple hours ago.....I guess the eggo drought ain't hit oakland yet

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

aaaaaw, fuckin apple jacks, I cant remember the last time I had apple jacks...Im about to go buy an 8th and some apple jacks...And everybody know the best foods when youre stoned are snack foods and leftovers, fuck cookin when youre high, anything above a sandwich is doin too much.

 

[montroller510]

go to vons and buy the store brand

buttermilk country waffles... tastes like bomb shit from the fair