Fuck a dentist

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Mike Manson

Mike Manson

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I went to the dentist 2 days ago, after I couldn't handle the evil psycho pain in my left jaw anymore...So they checked and I got a infected nerve, that makes me feel that I have 10 open teeth...

Ever since I was a younglin I got fucked up by dentists. Now when I sit in the chair I shake like a bitch, but go through, what I been through...and you'd know what I'm talkin about. I belong to 1% of all people that have a third tooth and that shit was a trip gettin chainsawed outta my mouth when I was 16...

I got two more visits to the dentist...and I'm not looking forward to it...
 
Ez-Roo

Ez-Roo

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eatin that rotten coochie el do it to ya Mike! Ain Doc's fault

Actually sound like you been seeing some off brand dentists lol you better find a quality one!

Last time I went they gassed me in and I was trying to mac to the hygienist I was on one
 
Ez-Roo

Ez-Roo

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SHEA said:
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, I fucking LOVE going to my dentist.

A: sexy ex-chola dental assistant with tiddies that'll make a grown man drool.

B: iPod.

C: MASSIVE amounts of Nitrous.

...I always tell em I cant feel a buzz cause I'm a big dude.
they end up cranking up the nitrous & turning the oxygen down to the lowest legal level & I'm in fucking la-la land.

good times.


I think imma make myself an appointment for a check up soon! :)
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Hell yeah I be like rub yer fine ass on my arm as you work on the mouth ready to grub on your crotch! perve and proud!

I dated the finest mexican hygenist but her cousins were trippen cuz i was going to prison hatin!!!!!!!!!!!!! she made 56 dollars an hour and the puss was rediculous I think about her everytime I use my sonicare at night that she bought me...I dont tell by girl that though! lol
 
Mike Manson

Mike Manson

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My dentist is an ugly ass broad...at least she knows what she is doing...Can't hand pick them them in China..

Oh, and I still got all my teeth...except for the wisdom ones. That's why some of my posts sound dumb...
 
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