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Feb 14, 2004
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Fuck the Popos!

Second time getting pulled over in one week and it's for some bullshit, and I get a no insurance ticket. 550 bones!

 
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Me getting pulled over could have been prevented, had I went straight home from work, instead of going across town to get some beer. I should have just went home, but I felt like beer tonight. And after getting this ticket, the beer sounded that much more better.

The piggy said my tail light is worn out, which it is(the brake like is worn out, suppose to be red, but it's a fading red, almost white), and said my exhaust is illegal. He said I modified it, but I didn't. I think he's just hearing the leak from where the headers and exhaust are connected. I don't know. I bought the car as is, and didn't modify anything on it. I don't know shit about the exhaust that's on it right now.
 
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You gotta go across town to get beer? Where the fuck you live that no where sells beer on your way home?
Yup, there is a middle school in my neighborhood, so no alcohol here. I could have gotten beer in the next town over on the way home, but that is over a half hour away, and the beer would have been warm by the time I got home and warm beer = -slap.
 
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There's a leak, and I think I need oil. I think the pigsta was just bored and wanted to pull me over for any reason he could think of while walking towards my car lol
 
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and lol @ two blurps in a week, muthafucka i been pulled over twice on the same street in the same trip on the same day, one for a seatbelt and one for drivin thru a yellow light ever so briskly, i cussed them muthafuckas out so now i gotta a $500 fine but still i digress fuck the police

and p.s. fuck the seahawks cardinals and everybody else whos gettin smashed on by the you know who
 

Defy

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sometimes I love how oakland don't give a fuck about the kids....liquor stores on every corner can be a wonderful thing
 
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the fuck kind of a place are you living in? where i'm from we have liquor stores opposite schools wtf
I don't know lol I guess there isn't suppose to be alcohol sold at any stores within 100 feet of the school, and there is only one store in my neighborhood and that store is fucking right across the street of the school, like literally lol The closest place to get beer from my house is across town, the same place I was heading to before I got hit up by the elroys.
 
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and lol @ two blurps in a week, muthafucka i been pulled over twice on the same street in the same trip on the same day, one for a seatbelt and one for drivin thru a yellow light ever so briskly, i cussed them muthafuckas out so now i gotta a $500 fine but still i digress fuck the police

and p.s. fuck the seahawks cardinals and everybody else whos gettin smashed on by the you know who
lol Now thas gangsta
 
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There's a leak, and I think I need oil. I think the pigsta was just bored and wanted to pull me over for any reason he could think of while walking towards my car lol
I actually got pulled over before and the cop told me it was because my tire was bald!! It was like midnight and he came up behind me and I was in a 76 buick that was lowered. He pulled me over just because of what I was driving then saw my bald ass tire on his way to my window. Fucking pigs.
 
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I actually got pulled over before and the cop told me it was because my tire was bald!! It was like midnight and he came up behind me and I was in a 76 buick that was lowered. He pulled me over just because of what I was driving then saw my bald ass tire on his way to my window. Fucking pigs.
Harsh game for the people lol
 

Defy

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and lol @ two blurps in a week, muthafucka i been pulled over twice on the same street in the same trip on the same day, one for a seatbelt and one for drivin thru a yellow light ever so briskly, i cussed them muthafuckas out so now i gotta a $500 fine but still i digress fuck the police
word, I had to drop this bitch off in hercules (hercules :clap clap: ) and got pulled over on my way to & from the house on the same fucking street.....didn't get a ticket tho, we were both in work clothes still so the first pig let us go, the second pig was a chick and she was pretty sexy....I almost wanted to give her a reason to get frisked.....I was hella pissed off till she walked up and I kinda got stuck like "woah, you're a cop but I don't instantly hate you"


she let me go because I'm beautiful and gorgeous but my chopper's good