ENJOY..............................
A Texas Ranger pulled over a red Porsche (inhabited by a Yankee)
>> >after it had run a stop sign. He walked up to the car door and
>>said,
>> >"Sir, May I see your driver's license and registration please?"
>> >
>> >The Yankee said, "What's the problem, officer?"
>> >
>> >"You just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection."
>> >
>> >"Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me!"
>> >
>> >"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop,
>> >look both ways, and proceed with caution."
>> >
>> >"You gotta be kidding me!"
>> >
>> >"It's no joke, sir."
>> >
>> >"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one
>> >within twenty miles, and proceeded with caution."
>> >
>> >"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a
>> >complete stop,and you didn't. Now if I may see your license
>> >and..."
>> >
>> >"You've got a lot of time on your hands, PAL! What's the
>> >matter, all the doughnut shops closed?"
>> >
>> >"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license
>> >and registration immediately!"
>> >
>> >"I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down,
>> >and coming to a complete stop."
>> >
>> >The Ranger had enough and said to the driver, "Sir, I can do
>> >better than that." He opened the car door, dragged the
>> >obnoxious motorist out, and proceeded to methodically beat
>> >him over the head with his nightstick. "Now sir, would you
>> >like me to slow down or come to a complete stop?"
>> >
>> >Teaching by example is not a lost art in Texas.
A Texas Ranger pulled over a red Porsche (inhabited by a Yankee)
>> >after it had run a stop sign. He walked up to the car door and
>>said,
>> >"Sir, May I see your driver's license and registration please?"
>> >
>> >The Yankee said, "What's the problem, officer?"
>> >
>> >"You just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection."
>> >
>> >"Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me!"
>> >
>> >"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop,
>> >look both ways, and proceed with caution."
>> >
>> >"You gotta be kidding me!"
>> >
>> >"It's no joke, sir."
>> >
>> >"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one
>> >within twenty miles, and proceeded with caution."
>> >
>> >"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a
>> >complete stop,and you didn't. Now if I may see your license
>> >and..."
>> >
>> >"You've got a lot of time on your hands, PAL! What's the
>> >matter, all the doughnut shops closed?"
>> >
>> >"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license
>> >and registration immediately!"
>> >
>> >"I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down,
>> >and coming to a complete stop."
>> >
>> >The Ranger had enough and said to the driver, "Sir, I can do
>> >better than that." He opened the car door, dragged the
>> >obnoxious motorist out, and proceeded to methodically beat
>> >him over the head with his nightstick. "Now sir, would you
>> >like me to slow down or come to a complete stop?"
>> >
>> >Teaching by example is not a lost art in Texas.