Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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LMAO fucker.
You know damn good & well I aint a juggalo, thats a mime, fucker. lol
& DUDE, didnt wanna post it on IG, because I got little nephews & nieces & cousins n shit that follow me, but that night:
I took 2 E pills & was raling mountains of yola when we got to this halloween hippie party in the santa cruz mountains; & was on a good one... out of nowhere, here comes JESUS, carrying a lifesize cross & all that & says "Take this in remembrance of me" & tilts my head back & squirts about 10 liquid hits of acid on my tongue.
within minutes, I had lightning bolts shooting out of my fingers & I could destroy people & objects with my lightning bolts.
I was fucking the place up bad, in my mind... & I recall "going for a hike" & wandering off in the dark wilderness in the middle of the night by myself.
EDIT: when I went off in the woods I met satan & he told me that he had dressed up as jesus to give me the drugs & I tried to shoot him with my lightning & he disappeared.
....one of the best nights of my life LOL
my brother said he thought I was going to die because my eyes kept rolling back in my head
You know damn good & well I aint a juggalo, thats a mime, fucker. lol
& DUDE, didnt wanna post it on IG, because I got little nephews & nieces & cousins n shit that follow me, but that night:
I took 2 E pills & was raling mountains of yola when we got to this halloween hippie party in the santa cruz mountains; & was on a good one... out of nowhere, here comes JESUS, carrying a lifesize cross & all that & says "Take this in remembrance of me" & tilts my head back & squirts about 10 liquid hits of acid on my tongue.
within minutes, I had lightning bolts shooting out of my fingers & I could destroy people & objects with my lightning bolts.
I was fucking the place up bad, in my mind... & I recall "going for a hike" & wandering off in the dark wilderness in the middle of the night by myself.
EDIT: when I went off in the woods I met satan & he told me that he had dressed up as jesus to give me the drugs & I tried to shoot him with my lightning & he disappeared.
....one of the best nights of my life LOL
my brother said he thought I was going to die because my eyes kept rolling back in my head
Got all my errands done in two hours and didn't even leave a mile radius of my spot, ayyyye.
Every time I go to the bank to get in my safety deposit box the chick their flirts with me hella but then brings up her husband at some point usually. Like I know they are nice to everyone but she was telling me about how her mom works at the Nike headquarters in Portland and how she sends her free yoga pants and that they are so comfy and she wishes she could wear them at work as she rubs her hands up and down her thighs saying how much work slacks suck as she's up on the ladder right in front of my face as she was getting my safety deposit box out and I wanted to make another deposit in her but I can't do that because she's married so I just left with an awkward boner.
Every time I go to the bank to get in my safety deposit box the chick their flirts with me hella but then brings up her husband at some point usually. Like I know they are nice to everyone but she was telling me about how her mom works at the Nike headquarters in Portland and how she sends her free yoga pants and that they are so comfy and she wishes she could wear them at work as she rubs her hands up and down her thighs saying how much work slacks suck as she's up on the ladder right in front of my face as she was getting my safety deposit box out and I wanted to make another deposit in her but I can't do that because she's married so I just left with an awkward boner.
My cousin is the head chef there.... that campus is crazy huge. I ate like a fucking king when I went there.
Props:
Nuttkase and Nuttkase
