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Nuttkase

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
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Stayed up drinking until like 6am but never got super drunk. Just chilling with like good expensive beers these bros of my friend bought. Smoked some really good high grade medical reefers too. Thought this one little like hipsterish Mexican dude was gonna have to beat up this 16 year old kid that was so blacked out drunk he was trying to get into the house we were at. Like kid had no fucking idea what was going on he was so wasted. Kinda reminded me of myself at that age haha. Like dude just stumbled up to the door and was trying to open it, and was just annihilated. Lucky he didn't go to the wrong house and wake up someone who was asleep and get shot and stumbled to one with people chilling in the living room just drinking. What a dumbass. Fun times though. King Krule's music somehow is even better live than it is recorded.
 
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L.D.S.

L.D.S.

The Bakersman
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Mizzourah
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WT SAVAGE said:
211 on deck.
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They stopped selling that in 6.0 a few years back and replaced it with 8.1, and honestly, I don't like it.

I bought a dozen 12-packs of 6.0 at a gas station for $23 shortly before they made the switch.

It was about one in the morning and the gas station was across the street from the roach motel I was staying at.

I bought some Popeye's chicken on one side of the gas station, and fuck tons of beer to fuel me for the car show weekend ahead of me.

I was giving beer away like Santa.
 
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L.D.S.

L.D.S.

The Bakersman
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Mizzourah
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NiNe2FiVe said:
Most of the preliminary facts I heard second hand, but the aftermath I witnessed...

This kid at school, he just turned 19 (I think), asked someone that visits one of the local clubs to buy him some edibles. From what I was told kid doesn't even smoke weed ever, but is super curious about edibles. Person 2 comes in yesterday with a couple of chocolate bars, I was told they looked like Hershey bars. Kid wants to eat 2 whole bars, but it talked down and has 1/3 of one.

He eats the bars, and takes his first haircut of the day. I'm doing a cut watching him, he starts out fine, but the look on his face about 10 minutes in turned into the funniest "Ive made a huge mistake" face ever. He stands there for a good 5 minutes staring at the back of dudes head not moving. He walks over to someone else, and asks them to come over and finish his cut. He goes over the the corner and crawls into a ball, lol.

The next few hours he keeps finding new places to lay down and just keeps muttering "Im cool, Im cool man." I go to lunch, I get back into the eating area and this dude is layed out across the table still trying to sleep it off.

Finally an instructor comes in and tells him "Fuck man, if youre that sick just go home." He rolls over onto his stomach and says "Im cool, Im cool man." Lol. He takes the bus too, I don't think he could have found his way home at that point.
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LMAOOOOOOO

I've been that high. It's always fun after you come down from it, but never when you're feelin it.
 
L.D.S.

L.D.S.

The Bakersman
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Mizzourah
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Nuttkase said:
Stayed up drinking until like 6am but never got super drunk. Just chilling with like good expensive beers these bros of my friend bought. Smoked some really good high grade medical reefers too. Thought this one little like hipsterish Mexican dude was gonna have to beat up this 16 year old kid that was so blacked out drunk he was trying to get into the house we were at. Like kid had no fucking idea what was going on he was so wasted. Kinda reminded me of myself at that age haha. Like dude just stumbled up to the door and was trying to open it, and was just annihilated. Lucky he didn't go to the wrong house and wake up someone who was asleep and get shot and stumbled to one with people chilling in the living room just drinking. What a dumbass. Fun times though. King Krule's music somehow is even better live than it is recorded.
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That kinda shit happened to me last month.

I was coming down off a real big high, and overheard a key slide into my lock. It was like 3am, so naturally I started to get paranoid as fuck, lighting incense and spraying the kitchen with cologne, thinking it was my landlord or something.

The door knob was twisting and the key was jingling and shit, and when I flung the door open, it was two punk rock chicks and a hipster guy trying to get the door open.

They were so fucked up, one girl looks at me and says "Why are you in my apartment? What's your name?"

Still kind of paranoid and very stoned, I say "This is my apartment. And why do you want to know my name?"

She apologized, the dude gave me a dap, and the other chick eye fucked me.

This was the first and only time I blamed the effects of marijuana for making me miss out on some bomb ass pussu.
 
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Nuttkase

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
#165,875
Jun 5, 2002
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#165,875
My pizza level is very high this weekend. Last thing I ate last night was after the concert when I got a couple slices at Big Mario's (shout out to Palmer @Palmer !) and just got a couple Domino's pies because I had $10 in gift cards off of turning in Coke Reward points. As Mixerr @Mixerr would say, I am getting my pizza on!
 
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