So here I was, outside the Starbucks
not givin a fuck, pressin my luck
I meet this user, I too an abuser
Spit game, flirt, she's cuter
9 months later meet a woman at a bar
takin shots solo, her gaze meets me from afar
she calls me over, we start takin shots
back to her place, beatin up the crotch
wake up the next morning like what the fuck
she still looks good so i had good luck
starbucks girl descends from down the stairs
holy shit its her sister, she gives me the stare
true story