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(AP) The Bay - July 11, 2008
Written by Chronicle Staff Writer: Yu No Daninersuk
Rumors continue to circulate on the internet and mainstream media outlets, about the mysterious circumstances behind the 15 year sting investigation that led to the arrest of Bay Area resident, and Official Nutthugger of the Giants and 49ers, Chauncey "CHREE" Jackson aka SHORT ROUND, aka Are you gonna eat that? aka Can I borrow some pussy?
TMZ.com first reported that Mr. Jackson was caught in an elaborate "vita-thizz pill" and bootleg chicken wing scheme that had local authorities baffled for years. In court papers filed today in Alameda County, charges of Money Laundering, Conspiracy to Distribute Bootleg Poultry, Transportation of Bootleg Poultry Across County Lines, Sodomy on a Mascot, Dildo Smuggling, Impersonating a BART Officer, Failure to Yield to a Pedestrian, Assault on Police Officer, and Resisting Arrest.
This is Chree Jackson's 4414137 Dildo Smuggling offense, and has had a Restraining Order in effect on him for over 12 years which stems from prior allegations made by both Niner and Giant mascots. Representitives for Lou Seal and Sourdough Sam could not be reached for comment.
Thru an anonymous tip, authorities have learned that Chree Jackson was using monies made from his underground bootleg chicken parties to purchace the circumsized foreskins of all Niner and Giants team members both past and present. The informant stated that Chree needed only Ray Wershing and Rob Nen to complete his collection. When asked what Mr. Jacksons sick intentions were for all that foreskin, the informant broke down in tears and said Mr. Jackson intended to "make a huge batch of chicharones." Although that is not illegal, the DA is still looking to give Chree the electric chair anyways just on principal alone. Chree jackson is currently being held in a large canine carrier, in the basement of the Alameda County Jail on $127 Bail. His first court date is scheduled for Monday, July 14, 2008.
Written by Chronicle Staff Writer: Yu No Daninersuk
Rumors continue to circulate on the internet and mainstream media outlets, about the mysterious circumstances behind the 15 year sting investigation that led to the arrest of Bay Area resident, and Official Nutthugger of the Giants and 49ers, Chauncey "CHREE" Jackson aka SHORT ROUND, aka Are you gonna eat that? aka Can I borrow some pussy?
TMZ.com first reported that Mr. Jackson was caught in an elaborate "vita-thizz pill" and bootleg chicken wing scheme that had local authorities baffled for years. In court papers filed today in Alameda County, charges of Money Laundering, Conspiracy to Distribute Bootleg Poultry, Transportation of Bootleg Poultry Across County Lines, Sodomy on a Mascot, Dildo Smuggling, Impersonating a BART Officer, Failure to Yield to a Pedestrian, Assault on Police Officer, and Resisting Arrest.
This is Chree Jackson's 4414137 Dildo Smuggling offense, and has had a Restraining Order in effect on him for over 12 years which stems from prior allegations made by both Niner and Giant mascots. Representitives for Lou Seal and Sourdough Sam could not be reached for comment.
Thru an anonymous tip, authorities have learned that Chree Jackson was using monies made from his underground bootleg chicken parties to purchace the circumsized foreskins of all Niner and Giants team members both past and present. The informant stated that Chree needed only Ray Wershing and Rob Nen to complete his collection. When asked what Mr. Jacksons sick intentions were for all that foreskin, the informant broke down in tears and said Mr. Jackson intended to "make a huge batch of chicharones." Although that is not illegal, the DA is still looking to give Chree the electric chair anyways just on principal alone. Chree jackson is currently being held in a large canine carrier, in the basement of the Alameda County Jail on $127 Bail. His first court date is scheduled for Monday, July 14, 2008.
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