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THE APPOINTED TIME HAS COME:



Pet store owner: Satan's image on turtle's shell



MICHIGANTOWN, Indiana (AP) -- An Indiana pet store owner says he sees the image of Satan on the shell of a turtle that was the only survivor of a store fire in October.

The palm-sized red-eared slider turtle, named Lucky, was the only animal to survive the fire at Dora's A-Dora-ble Pet Shop in nearby Frankfort, about 40 miles northwest of Indianapolis.

Owner Bryan Dora now says he sees Satan's face on the critter's shell. He can spot lips, eyes, a goatee, shoulders and a pair of pointy horns on Lucky's back.

"The marking on the shell was like the devil wanted us to know he was down there," Bryan Dora said. "To me, it's too coincidental that the only thing to come out unscathed would have this image on it."

The image was not visible before the fire and Dora speculates the intense heat might have caused the shell's color to change. The turtle is healthy and there was no change in its behavior, he said.

The cause of fire that destroyed nine businesses or offices in the 1912 building in downtown Frankfort has not been determined.

"Turtles can hold their breath quite awhile," Dora said. "He may have taken one breath just before and held it through the fire. Except that the fire went on and on for hours."


Find this article at:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/21/evil.turtle.ap/index.html
 
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If you click the link you'll see it is in their OffBeat section, which is generally populated by meaningless news. I thought the satan picture on the shell was worth the click.
 

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TOKZTLI said:
If you click the link you'll see it is in their OffBeat section, which is generally populated by meaningless news. I thought the satan picture on the shell was worth the click.

My post was not intended to take away from your post. I understand it's in the offbeat section (which contains info about shrimp, a large lobster, bill clinton, mules, a hamster and 80 year old men). It's funny how the "off beat" stories are more realistic when compared to the "normal" stories you see everyday.



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the following post was also used in 20sixx thread People are fucking retarded ($17,000 for grilled cheese)

"As soon as the infant can see, it recongnizes faces, and we now know that this skill is hardwired in our brains. Those infaants who a million years ago were unable to recongnize a face smiled back less, were less likely to win the hearts of their parents, and less likely to prosper... as an inadvertent side effect, the pattern-recognition machinery in our brains is so efficient in extracting a face from a clutter of other detail that we sometimes see faces where there are none."

Carl Sagan - The demon haunted world

Anybody who thinks theres a face on that grill cheese, or beleive in Pseudoscience, Superstition, etc. should pick up Carl Sagan's book
 
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nefar559 said:
the following post was also used in 20sixx thread People are fucking retarded ($17,000 for grilled cheese)

"As soon as the infant can see, it recongnizes faces, and we now know that this skill is hardwired in our brains. Those infaants who a million years ago were unable to recongnize a face smiled back less, were less likely to win the hearts of their parents, and less likely to prosper... as an inadvertent side effect, the pattern-recognition machinery in our brains is so efficient in extracting a face from a clutter of other detail that we sometimes see faces where there are none."

Carl Sagan - The demon haunted world

Anybody who thinks theres a face on that grill cheese, or beleive in Pseudoscience, Superstition, etc. should pick up Carl Sagan's book

That is an interesting view to explain why people see faces in trees, clouds, etc..