ENJOY......
CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER
>
> Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel
> ashamed.
> Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the
> brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this
> beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
> Then
> I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their
> dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
> ~ Jack Handy
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up
> in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
> ~Frank Sinatra
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to
> spend time with his fools."
> ~ Ernest Hemingway
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
> ~ Henny Youngman
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not
> ~ Stephen Wright
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get
> drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we
> commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go
> to heaven!"
> ~ Brian O'Rourke
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
> ~ Benjamin Franklin
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
> is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but
> the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
> ~ Dave Barry
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!
> ~ "Unknown"
CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER
>
> Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel
> ashamed.
> Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the
> brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this
> beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
> Then
> I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their
> dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
> ~ Jack Handy
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up
> in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
> ~Frank Sinatra
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to
> spend time with his fools."
> ~ Ernest Hemingway
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
> ~ Henny Youngman
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not
> ~ Stephen Wright
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get
> drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we
> commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go
> to heaven!"
> ~ Brian O'Rourke
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
> ~ Benjamin Franklin
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
> is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but
> the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
> ~ Dave Barry
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!
> ~ "Unknown"
