FLU TIPS

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EDJ

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PEEP OUT THE ADVICE.......

Subject: Flu tips

Eat right!

Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.

Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c.

Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.

Walk for at least hour a day, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.

Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.

Get plenty of rest Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you
can.


With the shortage of flu shots this season, here's an alternative.......


Think about it, when you go for a shot, what do they do first?

Clean your arm with alcohol.

Why?

Because alcohol kills germs.

So...... walk to the liquor store (exercise)

put lime in your Corona (fruit)

celery in your Bloody Mary (veggies)

drink on the bar patio (fresh air)

get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest).

The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can't get you!!!!


How do you think bums survive? Think they get flu shots?
 
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I HAVE NEVER HAD THE FLU IN MY LIFE AND IM 21YRS OLD. MY DAD SAYS THAT ISNT GOOD THOUGH BECAUSE MY BODY CANT BUILD AN IMMUNTIY TO IT IF I HAVE NEVER HAD IT....I HARDLY EVER CATCH COLDS EITHER BUT WHEN I DO CATCH A COLD ITS REALLY BAD