fired for stupid shit

[M BUTCHER 206]

so im at work getting drunk and surfing the net, well i go to open a beer with my lighter just now and the fucking bottem of the beer exploded open when i tapped it accidently against the desk, so i got beer splattered all over the fucking place and all over my pants and little pieces of broken brown beer bottle

i hope i dont get fuckin fired

anybody ever get fired for stupid fuckin shit

 

[Dhadnot]

MBUTCHER at "work"...

 

[Hu$tle530]

 

[InfamousICON]

Where do you work where you have beer at your desk? They hiring?

 

[savage]

Do they allowe 40's of OE? If so, I am definitley there!

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I got "let go" for fixing all of their clients problems so the clients didn't need them anymore.
Pretty stupid, I got laid off for doing my job.

 

[Skizzy Ske]

I got fired cuz I fucked my boss's daughter on the job, during work, and he walked in on us.

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

MBUTCHER at "work"...

lol

i work graveyard concierge duty at some luxury condominiums. i just wait around for the building to catch on fire or for noise complaints and such, which never happens

damn fuckin the bosses daughter on the clock, thats some pimp shit

did you at least have the bitch leave with you so you got your nut or you left blueballed with no job

 

[Skizzy Ske]

Lol nah butcher. It's not true. LOL. I was fuckin around tryna make up a crazy story.

I figured tellin a crazy story like would be funny. Hahahahhahahhahahaha. I wish that happened to me. One day. I coulda ran wit it since it's the net n no one would really know but that ain't really my steeeeeelo. Imma keep it 100 on me.

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

schrempf woulda been like fuck outta here boss cant u see im busy working on something

 

[Skizzy Ske]

Exactly. Plus if I fucked Paul Allens daughter..... I would be dead.

The flattop would forever live but not myself.

 

[Defy]

I got fired cuz I fucked my boss's daughter on the job, during work, and he walked in on us.

I propped you.......

Lol nah butcher. It's not true. LOL. I was fuckin around tryna make up a crazy story.

but then I read that and removed my props :classic:

 

[lenbiasyayo]

i called a gay guy a faggit and told him his dad was embarrassed and threw a dinner oll @ him and said shove that up ur ass queer and got fired

 

[nonfiCKtion]

schrempf woulda been like fuck outta here boss cant u see im busy working on something

Schrempf would have been standing on his head gettin his dick sucked by the bosses daughter.