Find Out How You'll Die.....With Help From Google!!!

[DJ Mark 7]

Go to http://www.google.com and in the search field type in "(yourname) was killed by"....

Just for a goof type in the first 3 results

Mine were:


1) Mark was killed in a robbery

2) Mark was killed by a drunk driver

3) Mark was killed by a neighbor

 

[Anaheim*Rob]

Damn,
Robert was killed by Greeks

Robert was killed by a falling tree

Robert, was killed by a runaway slave

 

[thatguy]

are u serious?^

 

[Anaheim*Rob]

^^Those where the first 3 posts that popped up.

 

[thatguy]

jon was killed by crossfire

who killed teresa

who killed jesus



first three i got, hella random

 

[InfamousICON]

Matt was killed by roadside bomb
Matt was killed by shrapnel to the back of the head
Matt was killed by drunk driver while on leave from the Naval Academy

HOLY SHIT all this shit is military related and i'm three weeks away from leaving to Afghanistan LOL damn thats fucked up.

 

[DASICCLV702]

David was killed by a passing train

David was killed by Palestinian Arab terrorists in 1996

David was killed by his wife Susan

David was killed by Absalom for raping his sister Tamar

WTF

 

[Anaheim*Rob]

You got to try it with
"(your name here) had sex with"

Here's mine..damn
Robert had sex with his daughter nine times
Robert Had Sex With Brittany
Robert had sex with a minor

 

[BETO916]

this shit is HILARIOUS....

Metroactive Features | Nuestra Familia
Yet Beto wasn't an official NF member. He'd last visited prison way back in 1993,
... in a homicide" and a good four months after Beto had been killed. ...

 

[DASICCLV702]

David jumped into the car and said, "Get the hell out of here


David jumped out and caught the thieves

David jumped back. "THROW IT HERE, PRIEST BOY!" The creature's face turned red,
yellow puss dripping from it's ears and nose


David jumped up and he let out a cry, "As the Lord lives, he surely shall die!"

lol this shits fun

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

Jose, was killed by a hit-and-run driver

Jose was killed by paramilitaries

Jose WAS killed by paramilitaries

Jose was killed by a single shotgun blast to the back of
his head

Jose was killed by a hit-and-run driver.

Jose, was killed by the State Supreme Court.

Jose was killed by a wheezel.

Lmao...

 

[Pig-Homo]

Jeremy Burns was brutally murdered whilst enjoying a quiet
drink in ‘The Castle’ public house, in the village of Castleton

Jeremy Doyle, 24, was one of four men killed Thursday when
their Humvee hit a land mine in the Iraqi city of Samarra.

Jeremy was killed May 23 in a truck explosion near Fallujah

 

[Anaheim*Rob]

"Robert starts off his Friday the 13th by taking a shower and heading out to Fritz's gentlemen club to get fucked up with some homies" C Ya!!!

 

[thatguy]

You got to try it with
"(your name here) had sex with"

Here's mine..damn
Robert had sex with his daughter nine times
Robert Had Sex With Brittany
Robert had sex with a minor

i actually tried this


jon had sex for first time in seven years

thats bout it

 

[TROLL]

"Alex was killed by Tess while she was trying to mind warp him to try to get him
to forget about Las Crucas University and what he did there"


"Alex was killed by the Gibborim for his part in disrupting their ritual sacrifice."

"Telling him that, if Alex was killed by an alien, it would be Max’ fault, was
hitting way below the belt and completely uncalled for."

 

[naner12]

Fernando was killed by an LTTE suicide-bomber
in Colombo

Fernando was killed by an SUV on his bicycle, in front
of his house.

Fernando was
killed by an anti-LTTE terrorist working with SL Army.

Fernando was killed by the Tsunami in SE Asia

Fernando was killed by a calf. Later, some would argue it was two calves.

crazy shit ..

 

[2-0-Sixx]

LMAO, no fucking way

Ricky was killed by the CIA And Cuban exiles when they discovered that Menudo was a communist front

NOW THATS FUCKING FUNNY

 

[G-Dubb]

Gary was killed by stepping on a landmine.
Gary was killed by Bob.
Gary was killed by someone represeting the government.
Gary was killed by the gunman along with other emergency responders.
Gary was killed by men who were supplied with information from the security forces.
Gary was killed by multiple fragment wounds from an explosive device on April 3, 1968
Gary was killed by a reckless driver on Vasco Road. (I take this road to work every day)

 

[SilvaDoLLaDyme]

nice way to find out ppl's namesssssss....

 

[techn9nehq]

Nick was killed by a sniper's bullet in Fallujah at age 22.

Nick was killed by one of two groups, both of whom are controlled by the worldwide Illuminati.

Nick was killed by Abu Musab al-Zarkawi

Nick was killed by a heat-guided Syrian missile on the Golan Heights, where he was reporting on the Yom Kippur War.

Nick was killed by mortar fire in Kufa, Iraq.

Nicholas was killed by his family's pets

Nicholas, was killed by road bandits in Italy

Nicholas was killed by Indians in 1780