FINAL ROUND: Stay High v. Ambition209
- Thread starter Stealth
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I'll spit it first cause I know homies scared of battlin'/
Teeth chatterin' sayin' in his mind "Gosh, I really don't think I can handle him.."/
I shatter men, these verses hit you hard like a Kimbo Slice right/
Dudes a tranny and according to the Senior Gentlemen down at AA he's quite nice/
Thru ya ego and pride I slice quite deep into the tissues of your deepest issues/
And excentuate the obvious that if you died today no one would miss you/
When I'm off a blunt I do more than diss you, I dissipate dudes/
You must be a fool thinkin' if you drop an album people will anticipate you, no/
That don't go your flow is unoriginal please take me literal/
Your best song tracked over the best digital is fictional but a little more minimal/
Smooth criminal, your a hand waxer behind a keyboard jammin' some 2-Pac tapes/
I ain't Defy homie, if you thought it'd be that easy, well that was your first mistake/
Just watch, he'll read all of this and purposely spit his verses late
edit for typos.
Teeth chatterin' sayin' in his mind "Gosh, I really don't think I can handle him.."/
I shatter men, these verses hit you hard like a Kimbo Slice right/
Dudes a tranny and according to the Senior Gentlemen down at AA he's quite nice/
Thru ya ego and pride I slice quite deep into the tissues of your deepest issues/
And excentuate the obvious that if you died today no one would miss you/
When I'm off a blunt I do more than diss you, I dissipate dudes/
You must be a fool thinkin' if you drop an album people will anticipate you, no/
That don't go your flow is unoriginal please take me literal/
Your best song tracked over the best digital is fictional but a little more minimal/
Smooth criminal, your a hand waxer behind a keyboard jammin' some 2-Pac tapes/
I ain't Defy homie, if you thought it'd be that easy, well that was your first mistake/
Just watch, he'll read all of this and purposely spit his verses late
edit for typos.
I stay high, countin money stacks on a honeys back livin the fast life,
put this funny cat under attack, he just stayin high off of crack pipes,
i knew it.. u must have been "zooted" when u wrote it.. cuz you can't even rap right,
I ain't 'never scared' of battlin,
I'm a bone crusher, with the double barrel action,
you funnier than will farrell actin,
and you better be runnin ya 40 faster than derrin mcfadden when my derringers blastin,
i dont care how high u get, bitch you could never measure up to level or better,
someone buys your cd, they returnin that shit quicker than devin hester,
and im not a wrestler,
but im'a have you tappin out like brock lesner,
dissin ambition what the fuck were u thinkin faggot?,
im young n the game ready to knock u old fucks out like tank abbott,
my rhymes is like black magic you shouldn't even try to take a crack at it,
thats a worse move than C.M.P. ceo gettin his back tatted,
yeah i take you back like the classics and just laugh at ya,
have your bitch ass starvin with giraffes in africa,
while im over here puttin my salami in your mami's brains,
im bout to send shock waves through the siccness like tommy james,
I'm a valleyfornia boy.. so you know most this board don't wanna see me succeed,
but just read it and weep.. cuz if you don't vote for me its cuz your hatin.. guaranteed............
put this funny cat under attack, he just stayin high off of crack pipes,
i knew it.. u must have been "zooted" when u wrote it.. cuz you can't even rap right,
I ain't 'never scared' of battlin,
I'm a bone crusher, with the double barrel action,
you funnier than will farrell actin,
and you better be runnin ya 40 faster than derrin mcfadden when my derringers blastin,
i dont care how high u get, bitch you could never measure up to level or better,
someone buys your cd, they returnin that shit quicker than devin hester,
and im not a wrestler,
but im'a have you tappin out like brock lesner,
dissin ambition what the fuck were u thinkin faggot?,
im young n the game ready to knock u old fucks out like tank abbott,
my rhymes is like black magic you shouldn't even try to take a crack at it,
thats a worse move than C.M.P. ceo gettin his back tatted,
yeah i take you back like the classics and just laugh at ya,
have your bitch ass starvin with giraffes in africa,
while im over here puttin my salami in your mami's brains,
im bout to send shock waves through the siccness like tommy james,
I'm a valleyfornia boy.. so you know most this board don't wanna see me succeed,
but just read it and weep.. cuz if you don't vote for me its cuz your hatin.. guaranteed............
Okay...here's how I have it tallied up. I have 5 votes for Ambition209. I have 1 vote for Stay High. I would give Stay High 2 votes for using the word "excentuate", however the correct spelling is "accentuate". So he only gets half a point. That makes the final ballot:
Amibition209 - 5
Stay High - 1.5
Congratulation Amibition209!
We'll get another tournament going soon. Sorry about all the no shows. Its nice to get a little more life back in this bitch though.
Amibition209 - 5
Stay High - 1.5
Congratulation Amibition209!
We'll get another tournament going soon. Sorry about all the no shows. Its nice to get a little more life back in this bitch though.