Fiber Appreciation Thread

[Nebulizah]

I have to say, that ever since I started having a high fiber diet and eating those delicious fiber one granola bars, my shits have been works of art instead of nuclear explosions. Just the right amount of strain needed, not too much toilet paper, and extreme satisfaction afterward. The areas surrounding my bathroom no longer smell like a flu outbreak at a homeless shelter after I unleash a load. Even my hemorrhoids aren't acting up. I'm tellin you, shitgoons, fiber is the best thing that's happened to my life since the start of the new year. I feel like a new me.

Dropping the kids off at the pool is serious business. If it aint workin out too well for you, step your fiber game up, son!

 

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[M BUTCHER 206]

 

[prodigy91]

 

[Hu$tle530]

I only shit at home, never in public places.

 

[Nebulizah]

We have all these commercials over here for middle aged woman, who drink/eat fiber for their colon and digestion system hahaha.
But I agree though. Shit is really good for you.
I have it in my diet but not really right now, though. I should eat a coconut more often a lot of fibers in there.. But when I buy one I usually use it to harden my bones on it.

 

[Nebulizah]

Fiber.... It's the new sand.

 

[GimmeYourShoes]

Fiber is anti American. Eat white bread only.

 

[Simpaticone1]

I only shit at home, never in public places.

THE NUMBER 1 RULE ........

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

all i eat is doritos, white bread, cheese, sausage, and drink milk and i shit three or four times a day every other week just fine

fiber, fuck outta here

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

YEA U DRINK SOME MILK U WILL BE SITTIN ON THE POTTY LIKE LODI DODI


LOL BUT THIS IS A GANGSTER RAP WEBSITE, WTF IS WITH A FIBER THREAD NIGGA ARE U A SENIOR CITIZEN?

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

BRAN-FLAKES EATIN LOOKIN ASS NIGGA

OLE BROKEN HIPPDED ASS OLDZTYMERS HAVIN DENTURE HAVIN POLIDENT USIN LOOKIN ASS HELP I FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP LOOKIN ASS NIGGA

 

[Meta4iCAL]

I took some detox and cleanse pills for about 6 weeks to clear out my colon... while increasing my fiber intake... and continue to keep up the fiber... my shit game is awesome

whole grain errythang... plus broccoli and shit like that erryday

I just had like 10g of fiber with breakfast, son

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

lol

giving birth to six pound floaters

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

Apples have the highest amount of fiber of any fruit.

There is a reason the saying is "an apple a day keeps the doctor a day".

 

[Nebulizah]

There is a reason the saying is "an apple a day keeps the doctor a day".

Really? I didn't know that was the saying, shitgoon.

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

What with the hostility?

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

Apples have the highest amount of fiber of any fruit.

There is a reason the saying is "an apple a day keeps the doctor a day".

Well except for

Raspberrys
Blackberrys
Avocados
Pears
Figs

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

Well except for

Raspberrys
Blackberrys
Avocados
Pears
Figs

Yeah i read the chart wrong. The one I looked at just named off the highest ones in no particular order. Although avocado's are rather low compared to the other ones you listed. In fact, its the lowest of any fruit listed.

Here is a chart for those interested.

http://www.thefruitpages.com/contents.shtml

 

[5ive1en]

I need some fiber in my life. My stomach's been acting up lately.