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A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available, a 2000
> > > Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world and it
> > > costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red
> > > light. An old man on a moped pulls up to him. The old man looks over
> > > at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "what kind of car you got there,
> > > sonny?" The young man replies, "A 2000 Ferrari GTO. It costs half a
> > > million dollars!" "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why
> > > does it cost so much?" Because this car can do up to 320 kilometers
> > > an hour!" states the young man proudly.
> > >
> > > The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside? "No problem,"
> > > replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and
> > > looks around. Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says,
> > > "that's a pretty nice car all right." Just then the light changes and
> > > the young man decides to show just what the car can do. He floors it
> > > and within 30 seconds it zooms to 320 kph.
> > >
> > > Suddenly he notices a small dot in his mirror. Something is following
> > > him and it seems to be getting closer. The man slows down to see what
> > > could be following when suddenly, whoooooosh!, something whips past
> > > him going much faster! What on earth could be giong faster than his
> > > Ferrari? Then ahead of him he sees a dot coming towards him.
> > > Whoooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction. And it
> > > looks like the old man on the moped! "Couldn't be," thinks the guy,
> > > "How could a moped go faster than his car? Then again he sees a dot
> > > in the mirror getting closer and Ka-Bam it hits the back of the car,
> > > demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out and it is the old
> > > man!!!
> > >
> > > He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Omigosh! is there
> > > anything I can do for you?" The old man whispers in the young man's
> > > ear, "Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available, a 2000
> > > Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world and it
> > > costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red
> > > light. An old man on a moped pulls up to him. The old man looks over
> > > at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "what kind of car you got there,
> > > sonny?" The young man replies, "A 2000 Ferrari GTO. It costs half a
> > > million dollars!" "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why
> > > does it cost so much?" Because this car can do up to 320 kilometers
> > > an hour!" states the young man proudly.
> > >
> > > The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside? "No problem,"
> > > replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and
> > > looks around. Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says,
> > > "that's a pretty nice car all right." Just then the light changes and
> > > the young man decides to show just what the car can do. He floors it
> > > and within 30 seconds it zooms to 320 kph.
> > >
> > > Suddenly he notices a small dot in his mirror. Something is following
> > > him and it seems to be getting closer. The man slows down to see what
> > > could be following when suddenly, whoooooosh!, something whips past
> > > him going much faster! What on earth could be giong faster than his
> > > Ferrari? Then ahead of him he sees a dot coming towards him.
> > > Whoooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction. And it
> > > looks like the old man on the moped! "Couldn't be," thinks the guy,
> > > "How could a moped go faster than his car? Then again he sees a dot
> > > in the mirror getting closer and Ka-Bam it hits the back of the car,
> > > demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out and it is the old
> > > man!!!
> > >
> > > He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Omigosh! is there
> > > anything I can do for you?" The old man whispers in the young man's
> > > ear, "Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"
