FBI Investigating David Copperfield

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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - FBI agents have raided a Las Vegas warehouse owned by magician David Copperfield -- for reasons they did not disclose -- and media reports said that they seized nearly $2 million and computer equipment.

The FBI on Friday declined to say why it raided the Las Vegas warehouse, confirming only that it related to an investigation out of Seattle.

"We're just confirming that investigative activity took place at the warehouse," David Staretz, chief division counsel, for the FBI in Las Vegas, told Reuters. He declined to give further details.

The warehouse is where Copperfield keeps his props and maintains an office.

Media reports said FBI agents seized nearly $2 million in cash from the building, along with a computer hard drive and a memory chip from a digital camera system during Wednesday's late-night operation.

"We understand there is an investigation, are in touch with the investigators, and are respecting the confidentiality of the investigation," Copperfield's attorney David Chesnoff said in a statement cited by Las Vegas broadcasters.

Chesnoff and Copperfield's publicist could not be reached for further comment.

The local CBS affiliate KLAS-TV quoted a source as saying the cash was stashed in a safe and that agents took the cash.

Copperfield, 51, whose real name is David Kotkin, is famed for stunts such as making the Statue of Liberty disappear and walking through the Great Wall of China. He is a regular performer at the MGM Grand hotel in Las Vegas.
 
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he supposedly raped a bitch

The woman told Seattle police the magician raped her while she was in the Bahamas, sources said. Because the alleged incident happened abroad and the woman did not report it until she returned to the United States, Seattle authorities turned over the case to the FBI.
 

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how you gon rape a bitch when u david copperfield

i dont even rape hoes and im probably the smallest celebrity there is

well i take that back i rape bitches with rape fetishes

but im sayin

if you got money you should have your hoe game kinda settled by now

i woulda had my ass game planned out as a rich man in a month
 
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LOL @ Copperfield rapin bitches. haha.

Everytime I hear his name I'm reminded of that Esham song:

A couple months went past and now we rollin real
And I gots my trick like David Copperfield
But my tricks gettin sick in the mornin
Growin up and blowin up
I told this bitch, yo, somethins gotta go
I had to inform her like that white boy snow
She said what you want me to do? You know he needs us
I said Jesus, told me to kill the fetus
 
Jan 28, 2005
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them FBI cats are happy as hell:

"Sir, there's four million dollars in this safe. What should we do with it?"

"Jesus Johnson, are you a fucking idiot? We're the FBI! Take it all."

"But sir, how is that related to Mr. Copperfield's pending rape accusation?"

"We'll have the higher-ups sort that out Johnson. Like I told you already, we're the god damn FBI, any decisions we make are in the name of national security! Just split up all the money into these two duffel bags."

"I know we're the FBI sir, but if we take this mon-"

"Son of a bitch, Johnson! If you dont do what I tell you and keep your stupid fuckin' mouth shut 'we' wont be the FBI any longer, only 'I' will be the FBI and you will never be heard from again. And when you're questioned, there was only two million dollars in the safe; not four. Do you understand that?"

"Yes sir. God bless America, and J. Edgar Hoover."