and how do you wipe your ass? do you stand up or stay sitting? do you wipe from front to back or back to front ? or maybe you just dab it a little bit at a time? do you use more than one flush?
and how do you wipe your ass? - WITH MY RIGHT HAND
do you stand up or stay sitting? - STAND UP UNLESS IT'S REAL MESSY
do you wipe from front to back or back to front ? - FRONT TO BACC UNLESS IT'S REAL MESSY
or maybe you just dab it a little bit at a time? - YUP WHEN IT'S REAL MESSY
do you use more than one flush? - NO I HAVE A MAN'S TOILET
I usually take a shit halfway through Drinkin' my Morning Coffee at anywhere form 7:30AM to 8:30AM, And I usually take a shit at lunch time or right after. But it all Depends on What I've been eating.