Favorite skits?

[Toro]

There's to many to name for me but I just heard this one again and still love it


Guy 1: Ay yo let's got to this next Chinese-Muslim joint and get some shrimp fried rice and mix a lot at the same time.
Guy 2: Aite cool.....
Restaurant Owner: Um hmm....you are not alone....I am...hmm hmm
*dong dong*
Guy 1: Ay yo Chang Wang what's up?
Restaurant Owner: I'll be right out!
Guy 1: Can we get something to eat man?
Restaurant Owner: Wait one second......okay, then, fine. Your order...
Guy 1: Alright, um, lemme get, um, two of those beef fried rices over there. Lemme get... a half a chicken wing, don't put none of that little, uh, little retarded leg in it -
Restaurant Owner: Right…
Guy 1: Cuz uh, cut that off, yea
Restaurant Owner: Okay…
Guy 1: Don't put NO ONIONS in my white rice.
Guy 2: yo yo y-y-y-yo. Yo. I need fo' chicken wings fried hard and shit.
Restaurant Owner: What's this?
Guy 1: wait wait i'm not finished...
Restaurant Owner: hold in......what's this? The two of you......at once. Okay then. You want beef?
Guy 1: Wh-wha? No, no,we want beef to eat; we ain't got no beef!
Guy 2: I want fo' chicken wings fried hard nigga, whatta fuck are you talkin about?
Restaurant Owner: Alright. I'll kick your monkey asses my fucking self.
*hops over counter*
Guy 1: Wha-whoa! Whatchu comin over the counter for?
Guy 2: Yo you better watch--
Restaurant Owner: Listen to me. You think I open a restaurant in the middle of the hood and don't know what's goin on? I fucking represent.
Guy 2: I'll fuck you the fuck up!
Restaurant Owner: I will avenge my brothers by representing a whoopin your ass word as bond!
Guy 1: Nigga this ain't Channel 5, nigga, somebody gonna die for real.
Restaurant Owner: Okay, I must show you flying fists of Juda.
Guy 1: Man you ain't gonna show me shit!
Restaurant Owner: That's right
Guy 1: I'ma show you these...
Restaurant Owner: You and you.
Guy 1: We go straight for mortal combat!
Restaurant Owner: You're just talking. Obviously, the two of you, are just bitch ass niggas. Heh.
Guy 1: Nigga well let's do somethin' then! You're talkin all this bulllshit!
Guy 2: Whassup then?! Whassup punkass?
Restaurant Owner: Alright. This is a Chinese restaurant. But, like Burger King, have it your way!!
*psh* *psh *psh* *psh*



Ha, classic, someone gotta animate that Boondocks style.

 

[HiLsyde707Kloun]

Is that the one of The Score? (Fugees) Shit's still funny to this day.

That's tha 1st one that comes to my mind... Also, there's one on Nappy Root's Watermelon, Chicken & Grits "Nap'Donalds"

Ludacris, Redman, Wu-Tang & Cunninlynguists all stick out in my head.

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

I fuckin HATE skits. They RUIN albums.

 

[MizeryMade]

Only one that comes to mind is the "Mo Hair" skit from The DOC's Helter Skelter cd.

 

[Toro]

Is that the one of The Score? (Fugees) Shit's still funny to this day.

Ha yeah it is.

 

[tweeze]

funniest skit ever is mc eight nail shop outro
off the section 8 album

" and please get it right honey cuz this guy will fuck you up. do yall sell and blue rags down there? geyeah"

 

[brixton bomber]

20$ sack pyramid....The Chronic

 

[Rossibreath]

I fuckin HATE skits. They RUIN albums.

agreed.

 

[fillyacup]

the opening skit to psycho active, them thizzle washington skits, that skit before the brotha lynch track on that tech n9ne cd

 

[Premo]

howbout that one on brotha lynch hung loaded where he was all tellin lynch to come thru , lynch was like swarzaniggas ? i wanna be in dat ! i wanna be in dat ! lmaooo

 

[jazzmatic]

The one with Mike Epps on the T.I. "King" album...


Best Lines: "Then you have the nerve to go get yo hair cut down low, like a nigga. Bitch, yo head look like a dirty tennis ball now!"