My favorite of all time is where this dude is shermed out and walked up in a family's house and starts touching and trying to fuck a 14 year old girl. They call the cops and when the cops get there he's keeping about 100 feet away from them backing up down the road yelling at the cops "you can't catch me, I'll pay you if you can get me." Finally the chase is on and he runs a good way but when he gets caught he's handcuffed and says "take me to the atm I'll get some money for you" over and over.