Farting while taking a shit in a public restroom

[xraidedloc831]

lol damn some of you had me rollin.

 

[skilz151]

when this happens next to me i jus replie "what did that asshole jus say?" nah im playin shit happens when your on the toilet ...when i hear that shit i jus feel like laughin hella hard

 

[Big E]

I don't care what people think, personally I find it hilarious to walk into a public restroom when its packed, go into a stall, rip the loudest nastiest Heshey squirtiest crap, and laugh about it out loud. Or when someone else does it, I like to laugh and say dam dude what did you eat? Hilarious peeps, yall should try it some time!!! LOL

 

[Southend_206]

I'M AT A RED ROBINS, GETTING READY TO LEAVE, THEN I FEEL THAT I GOT TO PISS AND AS IM DOING THAT AND THIS BIG, TALL SCRUFFY BEARDED PLAID SHIRT, TRUCKER HAT BEER BELLY SHITTY WALKING WHITE DUDE (NO PUN) STRUTS INTO A STALL. I HEAR THAT LOUD ASS ZIPPER SOUND, A GRUNT LIKE WHEN YOU BEAT SOMEONE ON STREET FIGHTER TWO, A FART THAT SOUNDED LIKE IT RIPPED N CLAPPED HIS ASSHOLE, THEN DUDE STARTED TO GROWL A LITTLE BIT, SNIFFED THEN COFFED AND CHOKED HELLA HARD. THIS WHOLE TIME, IM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH, I FINISH WASH MY HANDS, DUDE REALIZES, THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN THAT STALL, SO HE ASKS ME "HEY BUDDY, CAN YOU TELL THE MANAGER THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE?" I START LAUGHING AND I GUESS HE KNEW I WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE, HE YELLS HEY! AS HE SITS IN THE STALL I TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ON HIM LMAO.

 

[Cuzzo408]

^ LOL thats fucked up.

 

[L.D.S.]

If I get caught bustin' ass in public, I turn around and holler "You hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?" That usually diffuses the fact that I just farted on someone I don't know.

 

[BoMbTrEeS2]

i remember me and by boy were driving these two females to get some trees and one of the grimey ass bitches farted it wasnt loud but it smelled like straight up raw sewage . it was one 0f the ones that burns your nostrils and they had the audacity to try and blame us until they started laughing and started blaming each other . i felt like the nelson kid on simspsons pointing and laughing at them like ha ha

 

[thefacemelterfl]

LOL, Ooooh man, you guys are fuckin' hilarious...

I say, do what ya gotta do... it aint rude when yer in the restroom, its rude to go up and fart on someone for no reason but to piss that person off or be funny... my dad does that shit to me.... fucker...

your dad farts on you? that's kinda weird.

 

[thefacemelterfl]

I'M AT A RED ROBINS, GETTING READY TO LEAVE, THEN I FEEL THAT I GOT TO PISS AND AS IM DOING THAT AND THIS BIG, TALL SCRUFFY BEARDED PLAID SHIRT, TRUCKER HAT BEER BELLY SHITTY WALKING WHITE DUDE (NO PUN) STRUTS INTO A STALL. I HEAR THAT LOUD ASS ZIPPER SOUND, A GRUNT LIKE WHEN YOU BEAT SOMEONE ON STREET FIGHTER TWO, A FART THAT SOUNDED LIKE IT RIPPED N CLAPPED HIS ASSHOLE, THEN DUDE STARTED TO GROWL A LITTLE BIT, SNIFFED THEN COFFED AND CHOKED HELLA HARD. THIS WHOLE TIME, IM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH, I FINISH WASH MY HANDS, DUDE REALIZES, THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN THAT STALL, SO HE ASKS ME "HEY BUDDY, CAN YOU TELL THE MANAGER THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE?" I START LAUGHING AND I GUESS HE KNEW I WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE, HE YELLS HEY! AS HE SITS IN THE STALL I TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ON HIM LMAO.

that's fucked up. i hope somebody takes you hostage and forces you to suck a frozen dildo made of shit.

 

[SRD420]

your dad farts on you? that's kinda weird.

Um yeah, he still does when he see's the opportunity to, he thinks its funny... like I said, he's gross.

 

[thefacemelterfl]

Having a daugther of my own soon, I just can't see the need to ever fart on her..... Idk maybe that's cool where you are.

 

[SRD420]

Having a daugther of my own soon, I just can't see the need to ever fart on her..... Idk maybe that's cool where you are.

Good for you, poor kid will prolly be all fucked up from all them fucked up drugs you do... now that, that's cool. Number 1 dad right here folks!!!

Ha, obviously you aren't getting what I'm sayin' fag... he does it to be funny, meaning he thinks its funny to piss me off. I know lots of dads like that so I dunno what yer tryin' to say... but whatever...

 

[TaxMan]

Having a daugther of my own soon, I just can't see the need to ever fart on her..... Idk maybe that's cool where you are.

Thats because you're a bitch. If you loved her -you would.

 

[TaxMan]

If I get caught bustin' ass in public, I turn around and holler "You hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?" That usually diffuses the fact that I just farted on someone I don't know.

I'm using that from now on..

 

[Southend_206]

that's fucked up. i hope somebody takes you hostage and forces you to suck a frozen dildo made of shit.

........

 

[carl winslow]

too funny. a guy with no toilet paper getting the lights turned off on him, a guy who gets farted on by his dad, and "dildo made out of frozen shit"...ima go poop my pants in a funny way so i can contribute to these funny posts

 

[TaxMan]

I've always wanted to do something fucked up, like take a dump in someones car seat that left their window down in a mall garage or parking lot.

 

[HIM]

imma go drop a greast duece just cuz of this thread.

& imma fart extra loud on purpose!

Ur sig is pissing me off(in a good way)...I cant to go back home in December...I miss my mexican food..

 

[rekomstop]

MY COUSIN USED TO DO THE SAME THING EXCEPT HE WOULD PUT ON THE HEATER...

BY THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS STICKING TO THE SUBJECT.HAVENT NONE OF YOU CONTEMPLATED MAYBE FLUSHING THE TOILET AT THE SAME TIME?
THAT KILLS SOME OF THE NOISE AND SMELL.

yeah some hot korean chick was in the bathroom and i kept hearing the fuckin toilet flushin while i was waiting to piss, and i ask her "ah shit is the toilet broken again?" when she gets out, cause that shits always broken and will just keep flushin itself..
and she's like
'no i just shitted'
and she smiles lookin hella proud..
haha

 

[THIZZ.I.IZ.]

hahahah^