Farting while taking a shit in a public restroom
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HAHAHHAHAH!!! OMFG!! I REMEMBER THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol @ this topic.
the shit that gets me is when ur in the stall tryn to be all ninja about ur biz and then in walks someone in clear hurry. U hear em run 2 the stall. they throw the seat down, drop their pants n sit BARE ass on the seat. that shit is all bad.
I normally disguise the noises with a flush
the shit that gets me is when ur in the stall tryn to be all ninja about ur biz and then in walks someone in clear hurry. U hear em run 2 the stall. they throw the seat down, drop their pants n sit BARE ass on the seat. that shit is all bad.
I normally disguise the noises with a flush
^ wtf?
man fuck that. i wouldnt even respond to dude.
and after he kept trying to get me to say something id probably blurt out "IM TAKING A SHIT GOD DAMNIT SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
anger issues i guess. i flipped out on this homeless dude for asking me for 5 dollars at weinerschnizel to the point where evryone in the place were laughing
like "what the fuck? fuck no! this nigga really just asked me for 5 bucks!"
man fuck that. i wouldnt even respond to dude.
and after he kept trying to get me to say something id probably blurt out "IM TAKING A SHIT GOD DAMNIT SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
anger issues i guess. i flipped out on this homeless dude for asking me for 5 dollars at weinerschnizel to the point where evryone in the place were laughing
like "what the fuck? fuck no! this nigga really just asked me for 5 bucks!"
heres the lyrics, if you dont know them by heart liek i do
(i know the tone of voice on every bar..lol)
Ha, yeah, hell yeah, ha knowhatI'msayin
(Sssss)
[Verse One: Dr. Dre]
Yeah, Mista Busta, where the fuck ya at?
Can't scrap a lick, so I know ya got your gat
Your dick on hard, from fuckin your road dogs
The hood you threw up with, niggaz you grew up with
Don't even respect your ass
That's why it's time for the doctor, to check your ass, nigga
Used to be my homey, used to be my ace
Now I wanna slap the taste out yo mouth
Nigga bow down to the row
Fuckin me, now I'm fuckin you, little hoe
Oh, don't think I forgot, let you slide
Let me ride, just another homicide
Yeah it's me so I'ma talk on
Stompin on the 'Eazy'est streets that you can walk on
So strap on your Compton hat, your locs
And watch your back cause you might get smoked, loc
And pass the bud, and stay low-key
B.G. cause you lost all your homey's love
Now call it what you want to
You fucked wit me, now it's a must that I fuck wit you
[Interlude: Dr. Dre]
Yeah, that's what the fuck I'm talkin about
We have your motherfuckin record company surrounded
Put down the candy and let the little boy go
You knowhatI'msayin, punk motherfucker
(We want Eazy, we want Eazy)
[Verse Two: Snoop Doggy Dogg]
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Doggy Dogg's in the motherfuckin house
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Death Row's in the motherfuckin house
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
The sounds of a dog brings me to another day
Play with my bone, would ya Timmy
It seems like you're good for makin jokes about your jimmy
But here's a jimmy joke about your mama that you might not like
I heard she was the 'Frisco dyke
But fuck your mama, I'm talkin about you and me
Toe to toe, Tim M-U-T
Your bark was loud, but your bite wasn't vicious
And them rhymes you were kickin were quite bootylicious
You get with Doggy Dogg oh is he crazy?
With ya mama and your daddy hollin' Bay-Bee
So won't they let you know
That if you fuck with Dre nigga you're fuckin wit Death Row
And I ain't even slangin them thangs
I'm hollin' one-eight-seven with my dick in yo mouth, beeyatch
[Interlude: RBX]
Yeah nigga, Compton and Long Beach together on this motherfucker
So you wanna pop that shit get yo motherfuckin cranium cracked nigga
Step on up. Now, we ain't no motherfuckin joke so remember the name
Mighty, mighty D-R. Yeahhh, MOTHERFUCKER!
[Verse Three: Dr.Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg]
Now understand this my nigga Dre can't be touched
Luke's bendin over, so Luke's gettin fucked, busta
Musta, thought I was sleazy
Or though I was a mark cause I used to hang with Eazy
Animosity, made ya speak but ya spoke
Ay yo Dre, whattup, check this nigga off loc
If it ain't another ho that I gots ta fuck with
Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick's gots to fit
With my nuts on ya tonsils
While ya on stage rappin at your wack-ass concerts
And I'ma snatch your ass from the backside
To show you how Death Row pull off that who-ride
Now you might not understand me
Cause I'ma rob you in Compton and blast you in Miami
Then we gon creep to South Central
On a Street Knowledge mission, as I steps in the temple
Spot him, got him, as I pulls out my strap
Got my chrome to the side of his White Sox hat
You tryin to check my homey, you better check yo self
Cause when you diss Dre you diss yourself, MOTHERFUCKER
Yeah nigga...
[Outro: Snoop Doggy Dogg]
Yeah, nine-deuce
Dr. Dre, dropin chronic once again
It don't stop, Punishing punk motherfuckers real quick like
Compton style nigga,
Doggy Dogg in the motherfuckin house, yeah
Long Beach in the motherfuckin house, yeah
Yeah, straight up, really doe
Breakin all you suckaz off somethin real proper like
YouknowhatI'msayin?
All these sucka ass niggaz can eat a fat dick
Yeah, Eazy-E Eazy-E Eazy-E can eat a big fat dick
Tim Dog can eat a big fat dick
Luke, can eat a fat dick, yeah...
(i know the tone of voice on every bar..lol)
Ha, yeah, hell yeah, ha knowhatI'msayin
(Sssss)
[Verse One: Dr. Dre]
Yeah, Mista Busta, where the fuck ya at?
Can't scrap a lick, so I know ya got your gat
Your dick on hard, from fuckin your road dogs
The hood you threw up with, niggaz you grew up with
Don't even respect your ass
That's why it's time for the doctor, to check your ass, nigga
Used to be my homey, used to be my ace
Now I wanna slap the taste out yo mouth
Nigga bow down to the row
Fuckin me, now I'm fuckin you, little hoe
Oh, don't think I forgot, let you slide
Let me ride, just another homicide
Yeah it's me so I'ma talk on
Stompin on the 'Eazy'est streets that you can walk on
So strap on your Compton hat, your locs
And watch your back cause you might get smoked, loc
And pass the bud, and stay low-key
B.G. cause you lost all your homey's love
Now call it what you want to
You fucked wit me, now it's a must that I fuck wit you
[Interlude: Dr. Dre]
Yeah, that's what the fuck I'm talkin about
We have your motherfuckin record company surrounded
Put down the candy and let the little boy go
You knowhatI'msayin, punk motherfucker
(We want Eazy, we want Eazy)
[Verse Two: Snoop Doggy Dogg]
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Doggy Dogg's in the motherfuckin house
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Death Row's in the motherfuckin house
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
The sounds of a dog brings me to another day
Play with my bone, would ya Timmy
It seems like you're good for makin jokes about your jimmy
But here's a jimmy joke about your mama that you might not like
I heard she was the 'Frisco dyke
But fuck your mama, I'm talkin about you and me
Toe to toe, Tim M-U-T
Your bark was loud, but your bite wasn't vicious
And them rhymes you were kickin were quite bootylicious
You get with Doggy Dogg oh is he crazy?
With ya mama and your daddy hollin' Bay-Bee
So won't they let you know
That if you fuck with Dre nigga you're fuckin wit Death Row
And I ain't even slangin them thangs
I'm hollin' one-eight-seven with my dick in yo mouth, beeyatch
[Interlude: RBX]
Yeah nigga, Compton and Long Beach together on this motherfucker
So you wanna pop that shit get yo motherfuckin cranium cracked nigga
Step on up. Now, we ain't no motherfuckin joke so remember the name
Mighty, mighty D-R. Yeahhh, MOTHERFUCKER!
[Verse Three: Dr.Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg]
Now understand this my nigga Dre can't be touched
Luke's bendin over, so Luke's gettin fucked, busta
Musta, thought I was sleazy
Or though I was a mark cause I used to hang with Eazy
Animosity, made ya speak but ya spoke
Ay yo Dre, whattup, check this nigga off loc
If it ain't another ho that I gots ta fuck with
Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick's gots to fit
With my nuts on ya tonsils
While ya on stage rappin at your wack-ass concerts
And I'ma snatch your ass from the backside
To show you how Death Row pull off that who-ride
Now you might not understand me
Cause I'ma rob you in Compton and blast you in Miami
Then we gon creep to South Central
On a Street Knowledge mission, as I steps in the temple
Spot him, got him, as I pulls out my strap
Got my chrome to the side of his White Sox hat
You tryin to check my homey, you better check yo self
Cause when you diss Dre you diss yourself, MOTHERFUCKER
Yeah nigga...
[Outro: Snoop Doggy Dogg]
Yeah, nine-deuce
Dr. Dre, dropin chronic once again
It don't stop, Punishing punk motherfuckers real quick like
Compton style nigga,
Doggy Dogg in the motherfuckin house, yeah
Long Beach in the motherfuckin house, yeah
Yeah, straight up, really doe
Breakin all you suckaz off somethin real proper like
YouknowhatI'msayin?
All these sucka ass niggaz can eat a fat dick
Yeah, Eazy-E Eazy-E Eazy-E can eat a big fat dick
Tim Dog can eat a big fat dick
Luke, can eat a fat dick, yeah...
Its funny at work we have 150 dudes and only 4 shitters and 5 urinals and the fuckin cleaning ladie always cleans the restrooms after lunch!
On topic. I don't give a fuck what's sounds or smells come out while I shit. Its funny when im in the stall and dude rushes in to the stall next to me and strains and moans then nuthing but the sound of watery chunky soup plops out that shits hilarious!
On topic. I don't give a fuck what's sounds or smells come out while I shit. Its funny when im in the stall and dude rushes in to the stall next to me and strains and moans then nuthing but the sound of watery chunky soup plops out that shits hilarious!
Man, when I shit in public, sometime's real close to Dana-ing that motherfucker...no lie. I'll waltz in there, and close the door...and there's no cowboy hats (seat covers)...I'm like ''son of a whore!", so then I go back out, grab some hand towels, and line the seat. By that time...it's almost dripping down my leg, depending on what I ate.
And yeah...sometimes, I'll try to be quiet, and respectful...and then someone will come in and sit next to me, and it sounds like they're trying to give birth. I'm like, ''hey, you better check that shit for blood; it sounded angry."
Like this one time, a few weeks ago, I get done eating at Chilis, and I'm just sitting down, getting comfortable, listening to the elevator music they play in there, and this guy comes in and sits down. He's trying to be all quiet (like me), and then disguises his farts with coughs. I'm thinking, 'dude...that shit doesn't work. I can hear you!'
It got funny, because it sounded like diarhea, and he's having a coughing fit trying to cover it. So when I'm leaving, I pounded on his door and just said, "Blow that shit out, man!"
He came out a few minutes later, all wide-eyed...
...I didn't meet his eyes.
LOL
And yeah...sometimes, I'll try to be quiet, and respectful...and then someone will come in and sit next to me, and it sounds like they're trying to give birth. I'm like, ''hey, you better check that shit for blood; it sounded angry."
Like this one time, a few weeks ago, I get done eating at Chilis, and I'm just sitting down, getting comfortable, listening to the elevator music they play in there, and this guy comes in and sits down. He's trying to be all quiet (like me), and then disguises his farts with coughs. I'm thinking, 'dude...that shit doesn't work. I can hear you!'
It got funny, because it sounded like diarhea, and he's having a coughing fit trying to cover it. So when I'm leaving, I pounded on his door and just said, "Blow that shit out, man!"
He came out a few minutes later, all wide-eyed...
...I didn't meet his eyes.
LOL
