Farting while taking a shit in a public restroom

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Gas One

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oh. and one of my ex girls dropped one of the most foul smelling shits ever. it actually broke through two locked doors and smelled up the fucking office room.

i seriously shot a half a can of glade in the air. she heard me doing it too. and aint say a damn thing.

smelled like a fucking rotting beached whale.
 
TaxMan

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Gas One said:
funny story:

in school, when i had to use the bathroom, i went to the nurses room. not only is the nurses bathroom clean as fuck, you get some privacy.

so there i am, busting the duece. disgusting as it may sound you know when you blow up a bathroom yourself, cuz its got that sharp ass small that barely you can deal with.

so air freshner or nothing, but i was in the clear. or so i thought.

i open the door, and theres this girl i was trying to get at for a while, waiting to get in the bathroom. she smiles, i kinda...dont smile. and walk out with my head down....

I didnt even have to look back. I know that smile turned to frowns.

She hated on me cold after that day.
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My friends and I were at the mall one night (kinda drunk) just fucking around before a movie or something. One of my friends and I both had to piss from all the beer and when we walked in, there was this guy screaming like a fucking alien was crawling out of his ass.. His feet were sprawled out of the stall, and dancing around, and he just kept screaming and crying... We looked at each other, left, then laughed outside... I'll never forget that shit - no pun intended.
 
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I was taking a piss one day and I could hear some crazy shit pushing in the stall next to me. I could have sworn he was over there drooling as he pushed so hard. I pulled a slick one and went ninja on the dude cuz I could hear him mumbling in between his strains. I walked over to the counter, washed my hands, dried them off, opened the door and stood in place. About the time he thought I bounced all I heard was "PLEASE COME OUTTA MY BUTT!!!!!"
 
48turffin

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Gas One said:
funny story:

in school, when i had to use the bathroom, i went to the nurses room. not only is the nurses bathroom clean as fuck, you get some privacy.

so there i am, busting the duece. disgusting as it may sound you know when you blow up a bathroom yourself, cuz its got that sharp ass small that barely you can deal with.

so air freshner or nothing, but i was in the clear. or so i thought.

i open the door, and theres this girl i was trying to get at for a while, waiting to get in the bathroom. she smiles, i kinda...dont smile. and walk out with my head down....

I didnt even have to look back. I know that smile turned to frowns.

She hated on me cold after that day.
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lmfao...shulda ran back up in that bitch like wait round 2
 
SRD420

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L.D.S. said:
I was taking a piss one day and I could hear some crazy shit pushing in the stall next to me. I could have sworn he was over there drooling as he pushed so hard. I pulled a slick one and went ninja on the dude cuz I could hear him mumbling in between his strains. I walked over to the counter, washed my hands, dried them off, opened the door and stood in place. About the time he thought I bounced all I heard was "PLEASE COME OUTTA MY BUTT!!!!!"
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Yer weird, why the fuck would you wanna sit and listen to somebody take a shit?
 
Hyfeeboy

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fuck taking a shit in a public place its only for emergencys only, i dont even like to piss in there bathrooms . but even so i like fuckin with the handicap stalls , hella room and i kinda get a feeling its cleaner then the other ones.
 
Defy

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I walked into a Ross restroom when I was in high school just to go take a piss and right when I opened the door I saw some guy standing hella close to the urinal hella jacking off....I had to piss, but not THAT bad, I turned the fuck around and cut out the bathroom hella quick...
 
Gas One

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I have also, seen my 90 year old drunk chinese neighbor, pull down her pants in her backyard, and take a dump ON HER OWN GRASS.

that was the first time i EVER snitched on someone.

i opened up my venitian blinds to see that and was god damn traumatized for months. i called the housing authority and MADE DAMN SURE that never happened again.

i made a thread about it under "gas uno" i believe


she used to cackle all night..just laugh about god fuckign knows what.
 
SRD420

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SRD420 said:
Man, you guys got some messed up shit stories... lol...glad I aint got any...
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Ok, I take that back, I guess I got one. My dad, he's a real sick son of a bitch. When me and my sister were younger... he'd take a shit and then shove one of us in the bathroom and hold the door shut... I gagged it was so bad. What a sick fuck...

Not just that, but after he'd get done takin' a shit too, he'd come out and find the need to share it with us what kind of shit it was... ha, have any of you ever seen the poopy list? That's what he went off of... gross mfkr!
 
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I'm gonna write a book on shitting and it's benefits.

Playing Battle Shits with your friend at a restaurant on Friday nights is fun, too. It brings a sense of comradery (sp?) to the entire place. You know, it's like class participation in music class.
 
Gas One

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if you ever fart and you feel embarrassed, do this:

recite a rap quote out loud.

just be like "WE AT THE WEED GATE WAITIN FOR JAKE/WE WANT THREE RAVIOLI BAGS/TWO THIRSTY VILLIANS YELLIN BELLYACHES"

watch how fucking quiet it gets. the guy might even SNEAK OUT THE BATHROOM.

the whole first verse of "dre day" also works. because the guy will think "mista busta/where you at" is referring to him.

the randomness of your rap quote will totally remove the fact that you just farted out loud.
 
TaxMan

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SRD420 said:
Ok, I take that back, I guess I got one. My dad, he's a real sick son of a bitch. When me and my sister were younger... he'd take a shit and then shove one of us in the bathroom and hold the door shut... I gagged it was so bad. What a sick fuck...

Not just that, but after he'd get done takin' a shit too, he'd come out and find the need to share it with us what kind of shit it was... ha, have any of you ever seen the poopy list? That's what he went off of... gross mfkr!
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The worst fart I've ever smelled came from my dad. He would fart in the car with me and my brother when we were younger and lock the windows.. One night he sharted a bit, locked the windows to gag us...
It smelled so bad i vomited in his back seat.
 
DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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ur a pussy if u apoligize for farting IN A BATHROOM STALL...

wtf...


i will walk in the bathroom and just fart in front of everybody and leave, i done that hella times at work. I aint to fart in front of girls, but i could give a fuck what dudes think. I dont care what are they gonna do, go tell their customers that that dude over there farted?
 
Jar

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Gas One said:
if you ever fart and you feel embarrassed, do this:

recite a rap quote out loud.

just be like "WE AT THE WEED GATE WAITIN FOR JAKE/WE WANT THREE RAVIOLI BAGS/TWO THIRSTY VILLIANS YELLIN BELLYACHES"

watch how fucking quiet it gets. the guy might even SNEAK OUT THE BATHROOM.

the whole first verse of "dre day" also works. because the guy will think "mista busta/where you at" is referring to him.

the randomness of your rap quote will totally remove the fact that you just farted out loud.
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lol
 
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