Explain the story behind someone's user name

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Go ahead and tell the story behind someone's user name for them. I'll start. Escobar 92133 chose that name becuase he is a huge Nas fan and he is from the 92133 area.
 

Gas One

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bagel dog chose his name because every time he had a bagel, his dog ate it. this was a conspiracy for a while, until he caught said dog with bagel. in dedication, he named himself bagel dog.

50cal owes cal worthington of cal worthington dodge 50 dollars.
 
Mar 17, 2006
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Masked Lemon got his name cause he wore a bright yellow disco suit while wearing a yellow rey meysterio mask when he raped his first victim at a roller derby contest
 
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Stalka All Day has had 3 restraining orders placed on her, one aggravated assault conviction, and one pending count of felony harassment after goin on Maury and refusing to believe that a certain man was NOT the father.
 
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Lil Dan was not originally Lil Dan, he was PD the Jockey, he stole his name from PSD the Drivah, and PSD sued Dan for 8000 magic carpets, and he later changed it to Lil Dan
 
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Gas used to be a member of a whiteboy fraternity.

He got his start in graffiti writing "stag!" on random walls and cars in a Coors Keg-induced blitz after rousing UCSD parties.

One day he was introduced to LSD, and began slowly breaking away from Gamma Kappa Phi after a particularly eye-opening experience, refashioning himself as "Gas" and narrowly avoiding death at the hands of local street gangs with his witty, spasmodic quips.

In addition, he began playing flamenco guitar, and replaced painting Robotech figures and debating about the best rugby player with popping vicodins and playing with black lights.
 

Gas One

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the flamenco guitar comment must be a getback from claiming you were one half of soft cell.

white devil got his name because used to refill bottles of red devil ketamine with bleach.

rising tied got his name when his boss grabbed him by the neck and put him against the wall.

lil dan got his name from killing fifty-leven niggas in the penetentiary. and only after fifty-leven niggas (not none of that fifty shit) was he awarded with the name.
 
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Gas One said:
bagel dog chose his name because every time he had a bagel, his dog ate it. this was a conspiracy for a while, until he caught said dog with bagel. in dedication, he named himself bagel dog.

50cal owes cal worthington of cal worthington dodge 50 dollars.
GAS one you funny..truth is..when i was over in Iraq I shot a few hundred 50 cal rounds off..I seen the destruction it does....plus i was fuckin with a rapper who goes by TOMMY GUNN so I kept the gun theme...
 
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GAS ONE was stumped when he was deciding on a name...he looked in the mirror and he seen what looked like a cross between BA BARRACUS with a shag, and dirty shoes from the siccness....so he couldnt describe that..he thought of using his government name but Barthalemieu was too much to log in all the time. so what other name can someone uses, ya know one with gas...but for all we know he may be the Richard Ramirez of pyromaniacs
 

Gas One

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50cal said:
GAS one you funny..truth is..when i was over in Iraq I shot a few hundred 50 cal rounds off..I seen the destruction it does....plus i was fuckin with a rapper who goes by TOMMY GUNN so I kept the gun theme...
you seen canibus over there?

or was he too skinny to see

skinny as that mutha fucka is...im sure camoflauge is a cloak of invisibility in that bitch for him..

thats prolly why they kicked canibus out the navy cuz they couldnt find his dhalsim-from-street-fighter lookin ass

canibus so skinny that nigga dive in some dirt like scrooge mcduck do with his change and never be seen again

ole rappin' human mine ass nigga
 

Gas One

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discuss650 got his name because he created a community awareness team in the area code of 650 to eliminate hopscotch and clean up the cities bad reputation...he felt hopscotch was the game of the devil due to the numerology involved. he also waged war on hip hop, bieng that he felt it was associated with the devils tool (hopscotch).

however, D650CAT (discuss 650 community activist team) didnt discuss much. much less than a team of armored thugs, they relentlessly beatdown any and all participants of hopscotch, leaving some unable to tell the story. most got away with inoperable legs, never to hop chalked-in squares again.

The creator of D650CAT was found in a hotel in East Oakland playing wall ball with a 12 year old-girl, caught red-handed in the act of 'baby bouncies'. He claims they were just playing, but we all know the truth. The screams of competition were heard from across the street by the local drunks.

He is now serving 40 years in a county jail.
 

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Gas One said:
fillyacup why you know how j colombo jizzes

fillyacup got his name watchin J. colombo in the sperm bank...


unfortunately that also explains the avatar


(lol jk no beef youre cool with me)

lol, this means WAR!

oh.....we beefin now