that first link sounded about as generic as this:
AT ONE HORSE PARK IN EAST BORINGTON, TWO RIVAL GANGS GOT INTO A SCRAPE. A MEMBER OF "THE CRIPS GANG" IS IN CRITICAL CONDITION AFTER BEING ASSAULTED WITH A SLINGSHOT BY A MEMBER OF THEIR RIVALS, KNOWN AS "THE BLOODS GANG". "THAT WAS THE ROOTINIST TOOTINIST GANGBANG DISAGREEMENT I HAVE EVER SEEN! THEY HEADED FOR THE HILLS WHEN WE CAME DOWN THOUGH" SAID POLICE CHIEF DICK SMALLEY OF THE BORINGTON PD. LUCKILY FOR ALL PARTIES INVOLVED, THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW CAME DOWN AND BROKE UP THE MANIACAL SQUABBLE. ASIDE FROM THE BLOODS' SLINGSHOT, ONLY A PINE CONE WAS BELIEVED TO HAVE BEEN USED IN THE CONFRONTATION BY THEIR ARCH ENEMY THE CRIPS GANG. BOTH GANGS ARE TRADITIONALLY BLACK AND THE BLOODS ARE SAID TO LINK TO THE COLOR RED WHILE THE RIVAL CRIPS GANG IS RUMORED TO OCCASIONALLY DON BLUE.
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