Epic Beard Man Documentary

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TONY206

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"In 4th grade I learned how to knock a motherfucker out. I hit my father when I was 15 and knocked him fucking on the floor! A 6' 5" man. I was 130lbs and I knocked my motherfucking father out!"
 
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Epic Beard Man should fight in a 4way steel cage death match against Chuck Norris, Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince, and Al Borland from Home Improvement to officially crown the title of Most Epic Beard.
 
TONY206

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D-Rose said:
Epic Beard Man should fight in a 4way steel cage death match against Chuck Norris, Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince, and Al Borland from Home Improvement to officially crown the title of Most Epic Beard.
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There'd be no point. Epic Beard Man would KO 'em all with the Muhammad Ali left-right-left, do the Ali shuffle, stomp on 'em in his Stacy Adams, whip out his cocaine blunts and Jack Daniels and then piss on 'em.
 
fillyacup

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Sep 27, 2004
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so wait, i thought that michael guy was in prison for violation?

i must be the only person who thinks that epic beard man was still a little racist though
 
Gofer

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From watching all these interviews and such it looks like the video had cut it out but EBM was talking to his buddy about how he's gotta get some spit shine from his brother or a brother for a funeral and Black dude hears that and all he hears is ...spitshine from a brother... so he starts to talk to EBM defensively but EBM thinks he's willing to spitshine which explains why he asks him how much... then it leads to Black dude 100% sure he's racist then you guys know the rest... it really was all a misunderstanding

btw who else ROFLd when watched the black dude talk on the interview... reminds me of the dave chappelle lil jon skits lol
 
BIGCHILL

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Nov 14, 2002
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at first it was funny to see somebody talk shit and get his ass beat and then yell "call the amber lamps".now this shit is just out of hand.actuality its really showing me how much black people are feared more than respected.a white guy beats up a black man and it didnt happen in a boxing ring and everybody goes nuts like hes the second coming of jesus.put the shoe on the other foot for a second...if it was a big black dude and a lil white rocker type dude that was talking shit and the big black guy beat him up a lot of yall would be sayin "shiiit he knew that big black guy was going to kick his ass!".white people or any other race for that matter have fist and legs and a brain just like us.black people are not unstoppable fighting machines we are just like the rest of yall.hopefully when im in traffic or a restaurant people will have more respect for us after watching the bus fight video and say to there selfs "wow,they are human just like us" not be scared for their fucking lives when we dressed a certain way in public.and most of you fools here praising this dude...it only show me what kind of cowards you are because he stood up for you and your coward ass ways.any real stand up muthafucka (white,black,mexican,asian or whatever) will be like "the man kicked his ass for talkin shit thats what he gets" and move the fuck on.most of yall sucka ass geeks making him out to be jesus resurrected.clam the fuck down its really not that serious.
 
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