I love it.......a lot of people are going to fucking hate it though.
so many subliminal jokes in this album. on the surface people are going to laugh at it and say it's stupid.
it's a masterpiece to me
You find me offensive, I find you offensive for finding me offensive
Hence if I should draw the line or any fences
If so to what of extent of penny should I go cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side of the court room on the defensive
They say I cause extensive psychological nerve damage to the brain when I goto lenghs this
Far at other peoples expenses
I say you're all just too goddamn sensitive
Its cencorship and it's down right blasphemous
Lets end this shit now cause I won't stand for this
And Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither
And it's clear as ? that I aint got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me I even believe
I had one of those twenty-five cent stickers on my refrigerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must have put a hex on him for later
I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up inbetween to him and lex luther
I killed superman I killed super man
And how ironic that I'd be the bad guy kryptonite the green chronic
Cause I aint got no legs, or no brain
Nice to meet you, Hi my name is
I forgot my name
My name was not to become what I became
With this level of fame my soul is possessed by this devil
My new name is......Rainman
Now in the bible it says
Thou shall not watch two lesbians in a bed
Have homosexual sex
Unless ofcourse you were given consent to join in
Then ofcourse it's intercourse and bisexual sex
Which isn't as bad
As long as you show remorse for your actions
Either before, during or after performing the act of that which
is normally refered to as such
more commonly known phrases
that are more used by today's kids
in a more derogetory way
But who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say
Let's ask Dr Dre
Dr Dre (whatup?)
I got a question if I may (yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt putt golf
with a friend (yeah) and watch his butt butt when he tees off (yeah)
But ut I ain't done yet
In football the quaterback yells out hut hut while he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if it was never ment it was just an accident
Trip, fell, slip and his penis went in
Teeny tiny ron ronnie and he didnt mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't need to go into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a female's butt?
Is that gay?
I just need to clear things up
Til then I just walk around with a manly strut
Cause I aint got no legs, or no brain
Nice to meet you, Hi my name is
I forgot my name
My name was not to become what I became
With this level of fame my soul is possessed by this devil
My new name is......Rainman
You find me offensive, I find you offensive
Shit this is the same verse I just did this
When am I going to come to my good senses
Probablly the day Bush comes to my defenses
My spider senses telling me spiderman is near by
And my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop ass canister
Goddamn it Dre where is the goddamn beat (yeah) anyway
Anyway I dont know how else to put it
This is the only thing I'm good at
I am the bad guy kryptonite the green chronic
Demonic, yep yep don't worry I'm on it, I got it
High five Nick Lachey
Stuck a pin in Jessica's ass and walked away
And as she blew around the room like a balloon I
Grabed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can and soon I
Headed back to Neverland Ranch with a peanutbutter jelly chicken sandwich
And I don't even gotta make no goddamn sense
I just did a whole song and didnt say shit
Cause I aint got no legs, or no brain
Nice to meet you, Hi my name is
I forgot my name
My name was not to become what I became
With this level of fame my soul is possessed by this devil
My new name is......Rainman