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Stalka All Day

Stalka All Day

Yeezy Taught Me
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Jun 28, 2007
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lol
how come my bf's sister met her bf off eharmony and after like a month these two were like we are getting married before the year ends
lonely ass bitches
this hoe has three different kids by three differnet dudes
 
NiNe2FiVe

NiNe2FiVe

Sicc OG
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Apr 26, 2003
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the security gaurd at work tried eharmony three or four times shelling out hundreds of dollars, dude got one of those messages everytime saying there was nobody to match him to, lol, dudes 35+ lives at home and spends his vacations traveling to play dungeons and dragons, the woman at work said to him "Oh Im sorry to hear that, youll find someone" and I said "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, FAG!" For real though if your onto this shit you need to man the fuck up go outside and talk to people, lol
 
NiNe2FiVe

NiNe2FiVe

Sicc OG
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Apr 26, 2003
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Rasan said:
well homie that security guard ain't gettin no broads in the physical form either cuz he too into building up his skill level and collecting magic potions.
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for real, dude brought in this big ass d&d book and map and shit and started talking to me about it, i laughed in his face and turned around until he left. lol
 
jr916

jr916

Sicc OG
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Jun 3, 2006
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NiNe2FiVe said:
for real, dude brought in this big ass d&d book and map and shit and started talking to me about it, i laughed in his face and turned around until he left. lol
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ha..i had this dude at work that i had to ask about a pokemon for my nephew.....and a couple of days later he came up to me and said "its hella cool to find another pokemon collector, i brought sum of my cards".....i just looked at dude dead serious and aasked him if he was for real....poor guy looked hella sad when i started laughin
 
DFresh77

DFresh77

Sicc OG
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Dec 4, 2006
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Rasan said:
I would have to say those commercials make me sick. I'm a married man now, and life aint all peaches and cream as they make it out to be in the damn commericals. Everybody is all happy and shit. get real.
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did you meet your wifey from eharmony? lol
 
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mac_luv

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May 16, 2002
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I know match.com works. I had two friends from work smash a couple of broads they met on there. One of them only did the 10 day trial and found a broad to smash lol. Most of the women on there that they showed me were usually divorced with kids and desperate.
 
Stalka All Day

Stalka All Day

Yeezy Taught Me
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Jun 28, 2007
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mac_luv said:
I know match.com works. I had two friends from work smash a couple of broads they met on there. One of them only did the 10 day trial and found a broad to smash lol. Most of the women on there that they showed me were usually divorced with kids and desperate.
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exactly
lonely ass bitches

lol

yall should see whats up
find a bitch to hit and quit
lol
 
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