Whatever sadistic child torturers released this game knew they were selling garbage. I don't remember the part of the movie where kids in purple top hats popped out of garbage cans with water balloon launchers, and I definitely don't remember the part where midgets in pink jumpsuits pulled Arnold into an alley to play leapfrog.
What kind of balls does a midget in a pink jumpsuit need to have to tell his midget friends, "See that huge overly-muscled guy? I'm going to waddle over there and put my foot in his overly-muscled penis."
They might as well have made a bad game about fresh breath. And I can guarantee you, there is no way Fresh Breath: The Game could be worse than Total Recall the game
If the British made a musical sitcom based on Total Recall, set in a flower shop owned by mimes, it would still be a better spinoff of Total Recall than this.
