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Yo man..I was trying to sell my MPC and Karma in a recording studio when this guy came in. He was from a wrestling company - but he was PATHETIC! He came in the studio trying to get GOSPEL like themes for his wrestlers. He gave me his whole press kit on what he was trying to accomplish and it had an advertisement and a review - and even in the press kit the review was clowning.
"Is that a figure 4 or a tango? G-rated..." horrible - the champion is this guy who is "Saviour of the Inner City Youth" and he fights evil drug dealers and shit - it had NO big-name talent to headline;
it advertised clowns, jugglers, and A FUCKING KANGAROO! who the fuck is going to pay money to see this shit?! i'm not going to a goddamn wrestling show to see 2 fat slugs hit eachother with punches...
you either have to put on a wicked match with tons of suplexes and top rope flips - or you have to kill eachother with weapons - one or the other. I AM NOT PAYING 25 DOLLAR ADMISSION TO SEE A KANGAROO!! THE ZOO CHARGES LESS MONEY AND I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR MUSIC!
eat a DICK
"Is that a figure 4 or a tango? G-rated..." horrible - the champion is this guy who is "Saviour of the Inner City Youth" and he fights evil drug dealers and shit - it had NO big-name talent to headline;
it advertised clowns, jugglers, and A FUCKING KANGAROO! who the fuck is going to pay money to see this shit?! i'm not going to a goddamn wrestling show to see 2 fat slugs hit eachother with punches...
you either have to put on a wicked match with tons of suplexes and top rope flips - or you have to kill eachother with weapons - one or the other. I AM NOT PAYING 25 DOLLAR ADMISSION TO SEE A KANGAROO!! THE ZOO CHARGES LESS MONEY AND I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR MUSIC!
eat a DICK
