Dumb sh!t you believed as a kid

[caff]

i also used to believe in the boogieman and that if you kept the blanket over your head he couldn't get you

also believed in santa and the tooth fairy

wrestling, the figure 4 leg lock...oooh..that shit was real!

 

[XCHANGO4]

chupacabras
i also was invincible

 

[caff]

chupacabras
i also was invincible

lol

 

[Siccx Degree]

I thought I was Ultraman...

 

[P-Nut]

after i first saw the thriller video i always thought michael jackson was out to get me.

now that i'm grown i finally know i'm safe

 

[Siccx Degree]

Hah, yeah, but Michael Jackson is still out to get little boys...

 

[P-Nut]

maybe if he became a priest that could change

 

[jay deuce]

the figure four CAN HURT!!!!

 

[MOSA]

that I was found in the dumpster.

i believed there were munchkins in the radio and stop lights

 

[-TiM C-]

i thought that you had to grow up and marry your sister


i dotn know why

 

[Dana Dane]

My mom told me that when her stomach growled it was because she swallowed a tiger.


I had my brother convinced that my mom and dad bought him from Gypsy's.

 

[bayGIANTS]

up until first grade I believed in Santa Claus.

I hope I didnt ruin that one for any of ya

 

[MeloTrauma]

I used to think that my parents only had sex three times in thier life, resulting in the birth of me and my two brothers. Matter of fact, I still choose to believe this theory.

 

[YOUNGNUTT]

I CAN STILL MAKE THE STREET LIGHTS CHANGE WHEN I HIT THE LINE!!!

 

[nefar559]

those small 4cycinders water pumps out in the fields, when i was a kid i use to think those were hospitals.

 

[YOUNGNUTT]

I ALSO USE TO BELIEVE THAT MEN HAD THE BABIES INSTEAD. THAT WAS MY BIGGEST FEAR, I USE TO CRY THINK'N' ABOUT IT!!!

 

[m.w.merlino]

santa, religion, tooth fairy, bunny rabit, our country, and the SHARPSHOOTER BIATCH

 

[VSTXDJ]

i used to think dat if kept wetting my bed my mom was really gone cut off my penis...i also thought when u fucked a girl u had t do it in her butt..damn was i wrong...hahah lil kids are fuckin creative

 

[ARMED & HAMMERED]

I USED TO THINK BABYS CAME OUT THE GIRLS ASS WHEN THEY WAS TAKING A SHIT, LOL

AND THAT IF YOU FUCKED A GIRL UP THA BUTT YO DICK WOULD GET STUCK........

BOY I WAS WRONG. :classic:

 

[MeloTrauma]

I used to think that "humping" was just laying on top of a girl and moving around making noise.