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Apr 26, 2002
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u guys wanna put up some flows bout being an idiot, asshole bastard or whatever u are...just to come with some funny ass shit?.....anyone down go head and post
 
Jun 12, 2002
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DeuceThatYungPimp

I dunno son if I wanna tarnish my rep even more by puttin' out a weak verse but fucc it...As long as it ain't been judged then i'm straight
Checc it ...
yo...

As I over come inflicted aggression in this conversation, your complaciant mind, spitten passive rymes, shall be awakened/
Where the FUCK you get ya information? Get out tha white chalk, I can read ya thoughts and possess methods of forcin ya ta talk/
Before I ripp out ya vocal chords, Ima ask ya niceley, first, without a curse, What the FUCC is this shit tha ya puttin in ya verse?/
I've heard worse, wit residual effects, subliminal dialects killin individual prospects chillin with villians in projects/
enflammed Nonsense, Big words coupled wit inane comments, cause trouble and indeuce me ta double over and bubble vomit/
So Drop it, STOP IT!, cease and decist bitch, dismiss ya lyrics but don't get pissed, cause ya shit can't compete or conflict./
Cause I consist of a genetic specialty, formulated objectively, while you sit on ya throne, and bitch 'n moan objectionally/
Cryin like a baby, lemme get cha bottle, toss this fuck in back of a 97 model, ease the clutch up and pop the throttle/
Takin off like a shuttle, explorin a new endevor at the bottom of a river, ya cold, ya choke, no time ta shake quiver or shiver/
The Pain Thy shall deliver, proposes no opposers, I'm quicc to distort thoughts or bring upon the ten plauqes of Moses as ya buccled over/
Locust on ya shoulder, dirty parisite, tonight we fight as I enlight insight, you futiley try to coincide ya ''bits'' with '''megabytes'''/
So cry Deuce, as your tears flow perfusely. Celebrate Chanaka, as The siccness haters makes Ripps of ya Yamaka free flowin loosley/

Hhaahahah I dunno if I shoulda dropped it..But chec it's a ''hatein'' ass mothaufcca who always on my bac on this siccness tryna diss me...You see I switched it to another person's view of what they would think of my flow From reading it.I came up with this concoction judging by the comments I keep getting on other flows i'll be the first to admitt the shit is weak but hay....It's a hard subject mattr to rap about.
2 C's
 
Apr 25, 2002
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POOPIE!!! LMAO

Here i sit on the bathroom stall lonely hearted-
Tryin to shit but only farted, Diarea with piss is how it started-
toliet paper form k-mart, take over the charts toaster cookin my pop tarts-
life is fucked up like arabs teachin martial arts, laughin at full blooded asains tryin to speak english sayin SWEETHAART- (lol)
Accerlating full force with my golf cart, bullseye while throwing darts-
Trying to make millions and buy my mom a ferrari-
When i dick smack ya hoe, i odnt say sorry, cum on her face liek a flood in the safari-
bitch you'll die trying touch my lucky charms, cut off your arm-
Smack ya with it... no alarm, WHITEBOY that was born o na farm-
3 CANNONS, one ATOMIC BOMB 5 nuclear missles and a pistol is my firearm-


LMFAO!!!!
 
Apr 26, 2002
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im nuthin but a drunk bastard/
projecting eggs at ur house like plaster/
when it comes to wrecking society, im tha master/
behind tha plotting of numerous nieghborhood disasters/
my alias is the tire slasher/
or just call me the broken window blaster/
quick to key up ur fuccin car/
go head and put me behind bars/
ill come out, redestruct and still be a drunk fuccin shithead at large/
i got so many heads trackin me, my only safehaven would be mars/
u know what porclin does to glass?/
i do, ill toss a piece make it crack and go crash/
then tank makin a mad dash/
gettin billed for a busted window, fucc that, thats to much cash/
ill take a chain saw to a monument/
its this kind of adreniline rush that fullfills my embodyment/
this all leads to imprisonment/
but i wont stop till im dead/
cuz ill allways be a Drunk Fuccin Shithead!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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I ve taken so much acid I see alligaters like lake placid/
Like tank locc Iam a drunk bastard/
My hand hurts from all the jerk off time I masterd/
Iam a sick pervert go to church and look up a skirt/
Whip my dick out in the bathroom to the pasters wife she jerked it off with pert plus/
In her butt I bust 6 nuts stick more pussy then cops eat donughts/
A young nut on the come up/
I plug a pussy like plumbing that gets patched up/
Got sick at school so like a fool on the teacher I threw up/
I still do way to much acid so i live in a dream world/
I call my baby Christina Agulara cause thats my girl/
I think someones tryin ta kill me wait I just heard that in a Master P song can yall feel me/
No really I need to quit takin all these drugs and always tryin to candy flip/
Hopefully one day Ill get away from this acid trip/
Slip and fell and dont fell well I think these flames must be hell/
Oh great I died and gone to hell no more takin acid just another bastard I aint hard ta tell...........

IAM DRUNK


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