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Originally Posted by NZTECHFAN View Post
had a bottle of sheraz, 3 beers, 7 codys and a couple of woodys..
got picked up by my homie then i woke up the next mornin in my bed the wrong way around with my feet by the head, naked, bed is pissed, yack on the floor and my front door was wide open with the cat meowing at my ass
hahaha, lmao, so wrong on many levels.
had a bottle of sheraz, 3 beers, 7 codys and a couple of woodys..
got picked up by my homie then i woke up the next mornin in my bed the wrong way around with my feet by the head, naked, bed is pissed, yack on the floor and my front door was wide open with the cat meowing at my ass
hahaha, lmao, so wrong on many levels.
the other night were all kickin it at my boys spot... All of the sudden we here pounding on the door like it was the police. Turns out to be our homeboy "Jimbo Slice" he's covered in blood and puke with a 1/5 of takka vodka in his hands. He takes one step in the door and face plants then proceeds to pass out for 2 hours. We literally had to drag him out of the way of the front door. He has no recolection of how he got in that shape.... Fool is a nutt...
just thought of another good one. So I went to Berkeley to visit my boy who played ball at CAL for Halloween. Were walking back to his spot after hitting up house parties and this asian wanna be gang gets into with my me and my boys. My boys are dressed up as Stone Cold Steve Austin, Hulk Hogan, and the Ultimate Warrior. This asian fool literally pulls nun-shucks (sp?) hits my boy in the chest with them, tries again and he takes them away from him. So now you got Hulkamania beating the shit out this 5'3 asian kid while me, stone cold, and the ultimate warrior are goin toes with like 5 other fools. This shit must have looked so funny from someone walkin by's perspective. We almost got arrested but luckily a witness saw how these fools brought out weapons first and shit. We mopped them up pretty well too. I remember hearing ppl yell "give him a stunner" and shit like that. This was right on frat row so there was hella ppl out watching. Fuckin hilarious. We were kickin it with Money Marshawn that night to cuz they all played ball together, hella fun and crazy night, almost makes me wish I woulda went to college like that..
I'm halfway drunk right now and need to get the other halfway there. Unfortunately it's after 2:00 and all I have is my cellared wine so I'm drinking $50 bottles. Probably going to be a $200 dollar night for me. Joseph phelps Peju, and montelana... Maybe some random ridge too. Alcoholism is fucking expensive.
LOL WTF
broke into a bunch of cars off 151 shots, almost got caught by the police, i was like two seconds from being arrested already hemmed up when this magical call comes over his radio "we found the car prowlers over here" and he gets pissed and gets in his car and runs over my homies cd player he just stole
broke this huge window to a storefront
took every storm drain out and moved it across the street in like a 4 block radius. someone had put them all back like less than 5 hours later wtf
removed traffic signs, switched them around etc
dropped and broke a glass at someones house i didnt know, threw a twenty down and said something like "fuck it buy 5 more fucking glasses" and started rolling up a swisher with no weed in it
threw up on a homies floor and said id clean it the next day and went to sleep upstairs. i had only eaten two bananas in the hours leading up to that particular pile of vomit, so it was like a pile of tar
drunk and chainsmoked like 4 blunts ridiculously fast and turned pale and sickly and blacked out
was blackout drunk at a house party chilling in the master bedroom on the bed with a crowd of weed smokers starting my own side party shit, nobody really smokes there theyre all binge drinkers, this guy is like "do you know this dude?" and his homie walks up all hella mad looking and im like "hell no" and hes like "this is his house" and im like "right on" and keep smoking
im always smoking weed when drunk
broke into a bunch of cars off 151 shots, almost got caught by the police, i was like two seconds from being arrested already hemmed up when this magical call comes over his radio "we found the car prowlers over here" and he gets pissed and gets in his car and runs over my homies cd player he just stole
broke this huge window to a storefront
took every storm drain out and moved it across the street in like a 4 block radius. someone had put them all back like less than 5 hours later wtf
removed traffic signs, switched them around etc
dropped and broke a glass at someones house i didnt know, threw a twenty down and said something like "fuck it buy 5 more fucking glasses" and started rolling up a swisher with no weed in it
threw up on a homies floor and said id clean it the next day and went to sleep upstairs. i had only eaten two bananas in the hours leading up to that particular pile of vomit, so it was like a pile of tar
drunk and chainsmoked like 4 blunts ridiculously fast and turned pale and sickly and blacked out
was blackout drunk at a house party chilling in the master bedroom on the bed with a crowd of weed smokers starting my own side party shit, nobody really smokes there theyre all binge drinkers, this guy is like "do you know this dude?" and his homie walks up all hella mad looking and im like "hell no" and hes like "this is his house" and im like "right on" and keep smoking
im always smoking weed when drunk
