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x-loc

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i was drunk off a 5th of henn and to lazy to use the restroom so i open up my room window took the screen out and pissed all over my dogs...i day dreamed for about 30 seconds and fell out the window into a rose bush and fell alseep...the next morning i woke up and my dogs had shitted on me..got sunburnt and had a mad hangover
 
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savage

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x-loc said:
i was drunk off a 5th of henn and to lazy to use the restroom so i open up my room window took the screen out and pissed all over my dogs...i day dreamed for about 30 seconds and fell out the window into a rose bush and fell alseep...the next morning i woke up and my dogs had shitted on me..got sunburnt and had a mad hangover
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LMAO!!! GNR!!! greatest story of all time.
 
Calm 1 NPK 503

Calm 1 NPK 503

Sicc OG
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Feb 21, 2003
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The Duke of Earl said:
so was the lady dead ?
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Yes

ayo4yayo said:
1st, those so called friends aint your friends and dont give a shit about you. 2nd your family also doesnt give a shit about you even if you got the same blood. some cold shit. my real homies and my cousins would never cut out on me if I was knocked out. Let alone take my car.
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Yeah I know. I don't associate myself with anyone from that night...fuck'em all...
 
SMOKIELOCS

SMOKIELOCS

Sicc OG
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Aug 20, 2003
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WHEN I WAS ABOUT 23 I WAS AT TOON'S IN DOWNTOWN SAN JO.I WAS FEELING REAL GOOD THAT NIGHT DRUNK AS FUCK DANCING WITH ALOT OF DIFFERENT WOMEN.SO I SAW THIS CHICK THAT I THOUGHT WAS GRINDING ON ME EARLYER.IT WASNT LOL BUT SHE DIDNT MIND.WELL HER MAN DID LOL.THIS GUY SUCKER PUNCHED ME FROM BEHIND.IT FELT LIKE A FLY HIT ME LOL.I TURNED AROUND AND SAID WHATS UP WITH MY HAND STILL ON HIS LADYS ASS HAHA.HE BACKED UP AND SAID HE WAS LEAVING SO I CONTINUED TO DANCE WITH THE BROAD.SHE TOLD HIM TO LEAVE THEN.HE GOT PISSED RAN UP AND I SLAPED HIM HARD.THAT FOOL STARTED CRYING AND RAN OUTTA THERE.I ENDED UP LEAVING WITH THAT CHICK.HAD SOME FUN AND NEVER SAW HER AGAIN....
 
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Sicc OG
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Apr 25, 2002
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i dont understand when people piss in ovens and refridgerators and shit..i got a homeboy who does that shit thats fucken nasty...
 
niguardian

niguardian

Sicc OG
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Aug 6, 2008
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and apparantly i was abouta fight 3 girls and a fag, one of bein a dyke that thought she was hard and i was goin crazy swingin a tequilla bottle at muthafuckas lmao

but some friends of mine helped hide me when the cops came... good times... good times
 
killahoe666

killahoe666

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May 3, 2002
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one time I went to summerjam we were partying in the parking lot with all these motor homes and shit and this drunk fag was walking around acting a fool and my buddy gave that dude a karate chop and we rolled him for 3bills
 
NZTECHFAN

NZTECHFAN

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had a bottle of sheraz, 3 beers, 7 codys and a couple of woodys..
got picked up by my homie then i woke up the next mornin in my bed the wrong way around with my feet by the head, naked, bed is pissed, yack on the floor and my front door was wide open with the cat meowing at my ass
 
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