drunk stories

[The Duke of Earl]

one time i got so drunk i pissed in my cousins oven then closed when i was done , when i was gettin ready to leave u tried to walk out the frigerator

 

[daluvlymel]

I think I've told this one somewhere on here before. But here it is again. Me and the homie had a shit load of 40s. We drank them all. He said I can join his drum group. But anyways, we drank all them, and waited for 6am to get there so we could get more 40s. So we got more 40s, and I blacked out. I fell off of a 3 story balcony. broke my collar bone. came to in the hospistol in restraints with a tube in my pee hole(LOL) with a neck brace on and fiending for more morphene and water. I guess I was having convos with one of the cousins that showed up, but I don't remember LOL

crazy....i was so drunk once and high off my mind that i thot this one guy was hott and so i was bsn with him and my cuzent pulled me away. passed out and when i woke up my cuzent pointed out that cat i thot was good and dam was he no good! he was all tryn to talk to me when i was sober and my cuzent handled it and i walked away glad i didnt give that dude my number

 

[daluvlymel]

one time i got so drunk i pissed in my cousins oven then closed when i was done , when i was gettin ready to leave u tried to walk out the frigerator

my cuzent had pee'd one time in a 40 and put it back in the liquor store...

 

[savage]

crazy....i was so drunk once and high off my mind that i thot this one guy was hott and so i was bsn with him and my cuzent pulled me away. passed out and when i woke up my cuzent pointed out that cat i thot was good and dam was he no good! he was all tryn to talk to me when i was sober and my cuzent handled it and i walked away glad i didnt give that dude my number

LMAO hahaha good shit. I remember I was at a house party and was spittin game to this female i thought was hot at the time when i was all drunk, then saw her the next day and what a bowwow she was. had my beer goggles on that night haha

 

[daluvlymel]

LMAO hahaha good shit. I remember I was at a house party and was spittin game to this female i thought was hot at the time when i was all drunk, then saw her the next day and what a bowwow she was. had my beer goggles on that night haha

dam i hate when that shyt happens...lol.. i think with females its harder to get rid of then men...if u tell the chick im koo off u, then they can get mad and call u names and drama..but if i tell a dude this its easier..he'd b koo and walk away..

 

[The Duke of Earl]

anyone wanna getta drink ?

 

[daluvlymel]

already????lol

 

[savage]

Yeah I even got her digits, but threw them away lol

i'm on my second beer right now.

 

[Calm 1 NPK 503]

I went out with fam & frenz. Got drunk & passed out. Cops wake me up asking why there was a dead girl in the back room. I look at them like WTF, I don't know shit I plead the 5th. Come to find out that everyone @ the house party ditched me there & took my car.

 

[The Duke of Earl]

already????lol

what ? it's the after noon

 

[The Duke of Earl]

I went out with fam & frenz. Got drunk & passed out. Cops wake me up asking why there was a dead girl in the back room. I look at them like WTF, I don't know shit I plead the 5th. Come to find out that everyone @ the house party ditched me there & took my car.

so was the lady dead ?

 

[savage]

I think she was in a deep sleep lol

 

[MacRyzle]

Over a year or 2 ago I went to shoot pool with a friend in Berkeley after a long day of shopping. Everything was cool. Saw Leon Powe, who was playing on the table right next to me. I must of drank 8 shots of absinthe (the blue kind) while I was playing. They say that it helps you stay focused, which it did cuz I couldn't miss a shot that night. Anyways, I drive back to the V, got to my crib and noticed that all of my shit i bought earlier was gone. I had at least 3 shopping bags with $400 worth of shirts and it was all gone. Looked everywhere in the car including the trunk for over 30 minutes. I was fuckin heated. I even noticed that my new Keak CD i just bought was also missing. I flashed on my friend sayin "You dumb fuck! You fucking left the door unlocked and they stole all my shit! They even took my fuckin Keak CD from my stereo!" I was pissed cuz I bought all this shit today and it was all gone.

So I was like "fuck it" charge it to the fuckin game. Walked up to my crib and all of my shit was sitting on my porch including my Keak CD in it's case. I swear on everything I love I don't recall unloading my shit from the car. I honestly believed for a second that it just magiacally re-apeared out of nowhere.

 

[ayo4yayo]

I went out with fam & frenz. Got drunk & passed out. Cops wake me up asking why there was a dead girl in the back room. I look at them like WTF, I don't know shit I plead the 5th. Come to find out that everyone @ the house party ditched me there & took my car.

1st, those so called friends aint your friends and dont give a shit about you. 2nd your family also doesnt give a shit about you even if you got the same blood. some cold shit. my real homies and my cousins would never cut out on me if I was knocked out. Let alone take my car.

 

[Ez-Roo]

 

[Dana Dane]

What the fuck is a cuzent?

 

[savage]

 

[savage]

What the fuck is a cuzent?

I think Mac Mall said it before on Untouchable album. I'm not sure. but I think it means "Cousin"

 

[Simpaticone1]

I fucked a mom w/ the kid on the floor when I was 17 . She was 33

She blew my mind, I loved that mommy....... poor kid though , got to hear that ohhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me harder harder harder !!!!!!!!!!!! AWWWWWWWWWW

 

[CyrusTheVirus]

At age 18 I fell victim to a case of 'thought-i-wuz-da-man' syndrome. I pounded a fifth of strawberry cisco followed by a few beers. I left the party around the time the bars close and ran to taco bell. I had the heater blastin placed my order and then passed out next in line for the window to get my food. The people behind me were hella heated because I was holding up all these other drunk fucks from gettin their taco smell fix. The police officer woke me up tappin a maglite on my window. I fell outta the car and tried to say I hadn't been drinkin. lol...... I went to jail for a 20 hour stay + satop WOOHOO!