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Sicc OG
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i know some of yall got some fucked up drunk storys.......i got one from last night..got fucked up my homeboys 25birthday...drank a 5th of some gordons vodka...left around 5 in the morning...somehow woke up at 11 in the morning in the fucken bathtub with a halfmade sandwich made...and im sitting there in my clothes...ive been yacing since 11 to...but im trippin cuz i dont remember makin no fucken sandwich
 
Kon1

Kon1

Sicc OG
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May 17, 2002
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I'll keep mine short and sweet.....
Got Drunk
Gave Girl GHB
Raped Girl
Killed Girl
Passed Out with Dead Girl
THE END!
 
L.D.S.

L.D.S.

The Bakersman
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Aug 14, 2006
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I got drunk on my 17th birthday and did a face plant into concrete trying to get up from being on all fours. I told my boy to back away while I grabbed "that post over there". The only problem was the post was ten feet away. I sat through my birthday party the next day with a hangover and my buddy's shirt was covered in the leftover's of my vomit when he cleaned my face off.

Me and a buddy got hammered off some cheap ass green label E-Dub and pissed all over a cop car. It was below freezing outside, and had been sleeting, so when the cop woke up the next morning, he was greeted with semi-yellow ice frozen to his windshield and door handle. He was out there with a pick chipping it off.
 
The Duke of Earl

The Duke of Earl

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Apr 25, 2002
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i walked into the wrong house thinkin it was the homies i was off by one street i was in the wrong court, i was so drunk i thought dude yellin at me was his uncle chuckie and his son was his nephew...i didnt realize i went into the wrong house even when the dude was sayin "you just dont do stuff like that!!!!" only when he said he called the cops i knew it was the wrong house
 
A1Yola06

A1Yola06

Sicc OG
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Oct 23, 2006
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The Duke of Earl said:
i walked into the wrong house thinkin it was the homies i was off by one street i was in the wrong court, i was so drunk i thought dude yellin at me was his uncle chuckie and his son was his nephew...i didnt realize i went into the wrong house even when the dude was sayin "you just dont do stuff like that!!!!" only when he said he called the cops i knew it was the wrong house
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you dumb ass! This stupid fucker did that shit to my neighbor thinkin it was my house and the neighbor came over sayin he was gunna shoot the next person on his property.
 
Rossibreath

Rossibreath

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Sep 1, 2005
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Menasha
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Ive woke up covered in piss and puke on several occasions.

i woke up shivering in a bathtub filled wit water.

my dad woke me up in the backyard in my boxers once.

ive pissed in peoples living rooms in front of people stumblin round like a zombie.
 
Rossibreath

Rossibreath

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Sep 1, 2005
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Menasha
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My brother got woken up by cops sleepin on a strangers couch. apparently he walked in a random house and passed out on their couch. the people woke up and called the rollers in the mornin cuz their was a drunk creep passed out in their living room.
 
DubbC415

DubbC415

Mickey Fallon
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Sep 10, 2002
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Tomato Alley
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my roommate was drunk as fuck outside our house, talking on the phone. Apparently some dude said some shit to him, he responded, and the dude broke my roommates eye socket. Like instant bruising, broken eye orbital, blood coming out of it. Then my roommate was so heated that he got knocked out that he walked up to our neighbors house and punched their window, slicing his arm open. He went to the ER, and he almost lost his eye, (broken bone pucturing his eye and/or optic nerve) but the surgeons were good that night. And he needed 12 stitches for his arm. Just another night on Lakeview and Capitol.


*cue Cellski song*
 
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daluvlymel

Sicc OG
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May 26, 2007
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DubbC415 said:
my roommate was drunk as fuck outside our house, talking on the phone. Apparently some dude said some shit to him, he responded, and the dude broke my roommates eye socket. Like instant bruising, broken eye orbital, blood coming out of it. Then my roommate was so heated that he got knocked out that he walked up to our neighbors house and punched their window, slicing his arm open. He went to the ER, and he almost lost his eye, (broken bone pucturing his eye and/or optic nerve) but the surgeons were good that night. And he needed 12 stitches for his arm. Just another night on Lakeview and Capitol.


*cue Cellski song*
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y punch the neiboors window and not the guy that busted his eye?
 
savage

savage

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Feb 14, 2004
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went to sumer jam
got drunk
grabbed someone else's un-open 5th of long island ice tea
took off walking around the huge ass party in the parking lot with motorhomes everywhere.
blacked out
got karate chopped in the eye by some chinese dude, cant believe he used his karate skills on me lol i was wasted. oh yeah i got rolled, too. for over 300 bucks. i'm never carrying that much cash around anymore lol
 
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