whats the most faded u ever got while drinking....i remember 2003 new years eve...i was faded like a mutha fucka killed me off a 5th of e&j and like 6 beers....I remember i was rolling around on the ground and running down the street acting a fool...and i was talkin shit to everybody...i felt like shit for a whole week
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Uh, passing out while taking a shit was probably the most fucked up I have been. ONly to be woken up by my friends shootin me with a super soaker.
A couple weeks back, I was at my homeboy's girl's house and me and her were get real friendly like, while trying to see who can drink the most. Big mistake, well I ended up pretty much blacking out for an hour, ended up in the bathroom pukin. My other potna(whos house I fell asleep on the shitter) picked me up, and I ended up staying the night in his bronco with the windows down, no blankets or anything. I felt like shit, didnt want to eat anything. I tried to eat a piece of pizza, but I almost threw up from the taste.
Passed out while partying the past couple weekends. Fun times though.
NOTE TO ANYONE WHO DRINKS, IF YOU DRINK ALONE, YOU GOT PROBLEMS!
A couple weeks back, I was at my homeboy's girl's house and me and her were get real friendly like, while trying to see who can drink the most. Big mistake, well I ended up pretty much blacking out for an hour, ended up in the bathroom pukin. My other potna(whos house I fell asleep on the shitter) picked me up, and I ended up staying the night in his bronco with the windows down, no blankets or anything. I felt like shit, didnt want to eat anything. I tried to eat a piece of pizza, but I almost threw up from the taste.
Passed out while partying the past couple weekends. Fun times though.
NOTE TO ANYONE WHO DRINKS, IF YOU DRINK ALONE, YOU GOT PROBLEMS!
I drink alone sometimes. Fuck if I have the rest of the night off ill drink a couple beers by myself and watch a movie or tv. If you wanna drink with all your friends you have to drive some where. I cant even count on my fingers the people I know with D.U.I's. Not to mention the bar is expensive as fuck. So sitting at home drinking a couple beers at night isn't all that bad. If you drink first thing in the morning, then you have problems.
But yeah back to the question. Two weeks ago I got off work all pumped up because I didn't have to work the next day. So my friend and I go to the bar at about 11:30. We just start pounding beers and shots. In two hours between the two of us we had about 4 pitchers and 6 shots. I was fadded at the same time I was cool. The last thing I remember is asking for a Irish discount at the bar and a taxi. The next thing I know were riding in the taxi. Right when we get next to my appartment and I start to get sick. I can't control it then, bam I puke up a little bit in the cab, right on the head rest of the cabbie. Gets on the back of the head of the cab driver. Next thing I know im getting kicked out of the cab. Some Indian guy yelling at me to get out of the cab and to pay. I was so fadded I just couldnt even move. I just sat on the ground while my friend just sat there laughing at me.
I felt like such an ass because of what happened to the cab driver. If I could I would apologize. Oh well shit happens. Now im all scared to take cabs.
But yeah back to the question. Two weeks ago I got off work all pumped up because I didn't have to work the next day. So my friend and I go to the bar at about 11:30. We just start pounding beers and shots. In two hours between the two of us we had about 4 pitchers and 6 shots. I was fadded at the same time I was cool. The last thing I remember is asking for a Irish discount at the bar and a taxi. The next thing I know were riding in the taxi. Right when we get next to my appartment and I start to get sick. I can't control it then, bam I puke up a little bit in the cab, right on the head rest of the cabbie. Gets on the back of the head of the cab driver. Next thing I know im getting kicked out of the cab. Some Indian guy yelling at me to get out of the cab and to pay. I was so fadded I just couldnt even move. I just sat on the ground while my friend just sat there laughing at me.
I felt like such an ass because of what happened to the cab driver. If I could I would apologize. Oh well shit happens. Now im all scared to take cabs.
just this past weekend I got fucked up 2 days in a row. on sat night i got so faded. I had like 10 shots total and smoked a blunt for the first time in a while. I couldnt even talk. my homeboy has me on video on his phone trying to talk, but all you here is mumbling and shit.
also one time in dago i went to a club and drank too much. I went outside cause I thought all my folks were leaving and I was trying to call one of my girls I was with. well, I somehow picked the wrong speedial and called my mom at like 12:30. didnt even know it was her. I was choppin it up for a while and she kept asking me what I was on. but to make a long story short, I'm morman and my parents didnt know and dont approve of me drinkin so i tried to play it off like it was my first time. I think my parents still think I was on some drugs. I had to keep a low profile for a while after that.
also one time in dago i went to a club and drank too much. I went outside cause I thought all my folks were leaving and I was trying to call one of my girls I was with. well, I somehow picked the wrong speedial and called my mom at like 12:30. didnt even know it was her. I was choppin it up for a while and she kept asking me what I was on. but to make a long story short, I'm morman and my parents didnt know and dont approve of me drinkin so i tried to play it off like it was my first time. I think my parents still think I was on some drugs. I had to keep a low profile for a while after that.
also one time in dago i went to a club and drank too much. I went outside cause I thought all my folks were leaving and I was trying to call one of my girls I was with. well, I somehow picked the wrong speedial and called my mom at like 12:30. didnt even know it was her. I was choppin it up for a while and she kept asking me what I was on. but to make a long story short, I'm morman and my parents didnt know and dont approve of me drinkin so i tried to play it off like it was my first time. I think my parents still think I was on some drugs. I had to keep a low profile for a while after that.[/QUOTE]
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hahahaha we as the club a little while back and my homie got hella twisted and puked all ove the dance floor........everybody backed up till he was done then just started dancing over the shit.....i was rollin
when i was like 15 i was with these fools in teh middle of nowhere we drank a bunch of wine and i was just stumbling around and we were by the highway so the road was up higher and there was agravel hill on both sides.......well i fell down the hill and couldnt get back up.....they tried to get me up for over two hours and i just passed out and woke up covered in dirt.....i walked to dudes house and his mom made me get into my underwear and shower right then.......when i was in the shower i had dirt fallin off of me from everywhere......i had dirt in my ears for about three more showers after that.....damn that shit sucked
on my 18th b day.....my homies got me 2 fiths of seagrams extra dry and we went up to a little project building that had a staircase and got straight perved......i stumbled to this females house and went in and i layed down for a little bit and said fuck it we need to go do somthing,......but i couldnt even walk i was weaving and falling everywhere so i ran back to the females house and she wouldnt answer her door so i go to the window and knock on it and the fucker breaks........then like 1 minute later the police are there and i try to run off but they caught me no problem i ended up in county jail with blood all over my hands from breaking the window i was wearing a white southpole jersy and it was soaked so they procede to book me in county of some burglery charges and wash all my clothes in hot ass water so they shrunk and the blood stained......i woke up the next day feeling like shit trying to remember why i was in jail.........they dropped the charges so i got out........worst b day ever
those were like the only two instances where i was out of control
i just drink and get perved enough to still function......
when i was like 15 i was with these fools in teh middle of nowhere we drank a bunch of wine and i was just stumbling around and we were by the highway so the road was up higher and there was agravel hill on both sides.......well i fell down the hill and couldnt get back up.....they tried to get me up for over two hours and i just passed out and woke up covered in dirt.....i walked to dudes house and his mom made me get into my underwear and shower right then.......when i was in the shower i had dirt fallin off of me from everywhere......i had dirt in my ears for about three more showers after that.....damn that shit sucked
on my 18th b day.....my homies got me 2 fiths of seagrams extra dry and we went up to a little project building that had a staircase and got straight perved......i stumbled to this females house and went in and i layed down for a little bit and said fuck it we need to go do somthing,......but i couldnt even walk i was weaving and falling everywhere so i ran back to the females house and she wouldnt answer her door so i go to the window and knock on it and the fucker breaks........then like 1 minute later the police are there and i try to run off but they caught me no problem i ended up in county jail with blood all over my hands from breaking the window i was wearing a white southpole jersy and it was soaked so they procede to book me in county of some burglery charges and wash all my clothes in hot ass water so they shrunk and the blood stained......i woke up the next day feeling like shit trying to remember why i was in jail.........they dropped the charges so i got out........worst b day ever
those were like the only two instances where i was out of control
i just drink and get perved enough to still function......
I went out to the cow palace with a bunch of friends to party so i drank a 24 pack before i went in, and switched over to jack and cokes once i was inside. i spent $100 on J&C last i remember was dancing with some chick at like 1:30 and then waking up in seton med center at 7:30 in the morning. I guess i passed out in a hallway puking everywhere and the cops found me and wanted to take me to the drunk tank, but a friend showed up and told them what i drank so they called an ambulance instead
i actually black out a lot these days. th worse is the next morning and find out you had ben callin people at like 3am wasted and talkin nonsense. I've made myself look like an idiot sooo many times doin that. i have called so many girls without remembering. i hat looking at 'dialed numbers' I'll hide my phone now.
Probably most fuckd up was when i was a junior in HS. I drank a whole fifth to myslf. There was probably like 8 shots left in the bottle, and my friends were egging me on to pound the rest. so i was wasted and was like, aight i'll do it. straight out the bottle. took it all to the dome. My mom walks down her stairs in the morning, and im passed out on the kitchen floor. she freaked out cuz she thought i was dead. she said she woke me up and i had the stupidest look on my face. she was sooooo pissed.
My Ex woke up one night and i was pissin in the laundry basket. she said "what the hell are you doing" and i got all pissed and was like "what!!!" like i was doin nothing wrong. god ive been a mess alot in my years. still get a mess every weekend. i love it
Probably most fuckd up was when i was a junior in HS. I drank a whole fifth to myslf. There was probably like 8 shots left in the bottle, and my friends were egging me on to pound the rest. so i was wasted and was like, aight i'll do it. straight out the bottle. took it all to the dome. My mom walks down her stairs in the morning, and im passed out on the kitchen floor. she freaked out cuz she thought i was dead. she said she woke me up and i had the stupidest look on my face. she was sooooo pissed.
My Ex woke up one night and i was pissin in the laundry basket. she said "what the hell are you doing" and i got all pissed and was like "what!!!" like i was doin nothing wrong. god ive been a mess alot in my years. still get a mess every weekend. i love it
^^^^Thats what im sayin, ive had people play there voice mail back to me, and its me all fucked up soundin like shit. the drunkin call for pussy at 3am is always a bad idea. but it always seems like a good idea at the time. then next morning, your like, why the fuck did i do that.
next mornin Im always tryin to remember if i did call someone. then i'll be like shiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt i did. lol. horrible horrible horrible
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next mornin Im always tryin to remember if i did call someone. then i'll be like shiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt i did. lol. horrible horrible horrible
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Yeah that shit threw me for a loop. I was like what the fuck is a cow palace LOL. The funniest shit to me is I go to the bay a minimum of two times a year. I got friends from here that live in Berekely and family in the Sco and Oak. But I never have heard of that place before. What is there? Do they just hold diferent events like car shows,conventions, and shit.
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I got really fucked up a couple months ago. I was at the bar and had a couple pitchers, then ended up at a friends and had some shots, this was at about 11pm from what my friends said. I guess i tried to walk home from there and ended up passed out in someones yard. I woke up to daylight and heard a lady talking to the police dispatcher, saying there was a highly intoxicated person in her yard, so i jumped up and started running, not knowing where the hell i was going, but somehow ended up at my house in my bed and woke up and looked at the clock and it was 11am. I really fucked up my feet because i somehow lost my sandals in the process of running. That's the most fucked up i've been in awhile.
i used to get tore up when i lived in new york. nobody drives, ya just take cabs and subways everywhere. a couple night i was so wasted i didn't even remember the ride home. i think once i hurled in the back of the cab, cause the cabbie was driving all fast. i was bouncin around the back of the taxi like this fool: http://www.entertainmentanytime.com/
ive fully blacked out a couple times...the one time i was out in public and i dont remember shit was when i was in cal poly and i was off over half a handle of captain, and i walked into a party, and i dont remember sayin this, but i guess i told everyone to shut up and was like "Alright everyone, QUIET DOWN....which one of you ladies is gonna give me some BOX!"
this last weekend i had puked all over my room, and tried very poorly to clean it up and woke up sleeping on the floor in a puddle of piss and puke.
this last weekend i had puked all over my room, and tried very poorly to clean it up and woke up sleeping on the floor in a puddle of piss and puke.