drop some of your bad experiences with the boegs..

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Feb 21, 2003
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well, being white, i can honestly say ive never really had a fucked up pull-over except for one time..i mean, ive gotten a wreckless driving ticket for whippin my 50, nearly got a gang profile put on me for havin the homiez in the car, but heres my main fucked up one..oh yeah, fuck the CHP for this too

about 2 years ago im schmobbin the 50 down 101 headin to palo alto and i was in the diamond lane (car pool lane) about 6:00 and i pass a pig in the fast lane..so next thing i know hes pullin me over onto marsh road, which isnt exactly beverly hills if u know what i mean..so dude chills in his car on the radio and waits for backup, and im like wtf, im clean.. so he walks up when his boy arrives and makes me give him my car keys!! so he then makes me pop the hood (my 50 had a roll cage, suspension, tach, etc it was also a track car) and when they see im good, they have me get back in my car..cop #1 hands me my ticket ..AND PROCEEDS TO DRIVE OFF WITH MY KEYS!!

*i am now sitting in the hood with a 50 thats standing out like a black eye*

so i tell his partner that dude has my keys and he radios to him.."sir hes only 1 exit away hell be back in 2 minutes" and drives off.

20 FUCKING MINUTES LATER the fuckin boeg comes back with my keys, chuckling like its a fuckin joke..

6 fuckin days later my shit gets stolen and havent heard from since..:angry:
 

Defy

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the little boegy made a copy of your key

I guess my dui was my worst experience....although I've been pulled over or been in the car getting pulled over for no apparent reason....had boegs with dogs run up on me & I hate dogs....and had a little asian cop approach us with a shotgun damn near as big as him
 

Stealth

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May 8, 2002
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I got pulled over after smokin a quarter of some bammer in a Phillie Titan. We had a 3 foot/3 chamber bong in the back of the car and a glass steamroller. Cop pulled my buddy over for not having an inspection sticker. We had a joint in the car and my boy had an ounce of nugs and i had a quarter of bammer. He pulled us over and searched the car and found NOTHING but stems and seeds.

The whole time he's just bein a douchebag...asking us what our parents think of us...sayin "You might feel like a criminal right now standing on the side of the road, but until this search is over, essentially that's what you are...criminals." Like whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?

Fucking dumbass can't even find a 3 chambered bong in a car.

Fuck him.

Officer Mastorovich.
 
May 16, 2004
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heh....

ran from the fuzz and got shot with the tazer darts once.

kicked a female pig in the head (got my arm broken for it) battery on a peace officer, dropped but a heaver charge stuck
 

GHP

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Jul 21, 2002
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The fuckin J-Boegs lol that shit is hilarious, The fucking J boegs gave me a seatbelt ticket last wek. I know that shit is gonna set my ass back like 150 bucks
 
Aug 26, 2005
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Havin the J-Boegs tell me to freeze or they would sicc the dogs on me at last year's And-1 game. This was a second after they told me that i had to walk over to the other side of the parking lot.... then a different one of them Boegs pulled his gun on me and kept it on me while I walked over to the other side of the parking lot.

Fuck Boegs... I wasn't even causin trouble at the And 1 game. I was just a black nigga in the parking lot during a riot.
 
Sep 18, 2002
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jayda650 said:
The fuckin J-Boegs lol that shit is hilarious, The fucking J boegs gave me a seatbelt ticket last wek. I know that shit is gonna set my ass back like 150 bucks
click it or ticket patna. just kidding. i was a passenger in a car and got one. i dont think it was that much.
 
Feb 1, 2006
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Stealth said:
I got pulled over after smokin a quarter of some bammer in a Phillie Titan. We had a 3 foot/3 chamber bong in the back of the car and a glass steamroller. Cop pulled my buddy over for not having an inspection sticker. We had a joint in the car and my boy had an ounce of nugs and i had a quarter of bammer. He pulled us over and searched the car and found NOTHING but stems and seeds.

The whole time he's just bein a douchebag...asking us what our parents think of us...sayin "You might feel like a criminal right now standing on the side of the road, but until this search is over, essentially that's what you are...criminals." Like whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?

Fucking dumbass can't even find a 3 chambered bong in a car.

Fuck him.

Officer Mastorovich.
what a dumbass cop he couldnt find a bong, a quarter of bammer, n a zip of chronic? what the fuck...