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May 10, 2002
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Road Trip to Atlanta


Ron: (rings door bell)
George: (gets door) What’s it is pimpin?
Ron: Chillin. Want to go to Atlanta?
George: Why would I wanna go there?
Ron: Two reason. 1) To see my Mom, she’s sick and 2) THE GIRLS!!!
(Duck and Rick rush to the door)
Duck: What’s goin’ on?
George:( walking away from the door going back to his seat) Its on Ron at the door.
(everyone in the house)
Duck: So, what you want?
George: he wants to go to Atlanta.
Rick: ROADTRIP!! When do we leave? Wait, why would we go there?
Ron: Two reasons 1) to see my sick mom and 2)
Duck: THE GIRLZ
Duck: How long are we going to be there? and what time are we going to leave?
Rick: SHUT UP! Always wondering, “When are we going to do this or what time are we going?”
George: What car we taking, cuz I’m not riding in Ducks bucket?
Ron: We are taking my BMW
Rick: deja para ir
(everyone looks at him weird)
Rick: Spanish for Lets Go. Idiots.
(Later that Day)
Rick: I have my stuff. Do you guys?
Ron: Yep
George: Fa Sho
Duck: Yes, now can we leave?
(On the highway in the BMW with the top down)
Ron- Rick maybe you should slow down.
Rick: quite whining you baby!!!!
Duck: hurry we need to make it to New Mexico by night.
Rick: Don’t worry man we gon’ make it
George: “ We gone make it, we gone make it,” (looking at George crazy) oh my bad got caught in the moment.
Ron: so where we at?
Duck: The Desert.
Rick: read the sign “Now entering: New Mexico.”
Duck: Do you guys realize that this experience will change our lives forever?
Ron: Chill on all that sentimental stuff!
Duck: Naw hear me out, one of us could be hurt, meet the girl of your dream, or become famous.
George: I feel you, but shut that stuff up.
Rick: Why you pulling over?
Ron: I gotta go
Rick: Me too I thought I was the only one.
George: Me three
Duck: Am I the only one who went before we left?
Rick, George, Ron: Apparently
(Heading back to the car)
George: I’m driving now
Ron: alright, look for a gas station and for a place to sleep.
George:(acting like a soldier ) YES SIR!
(Ron farts)
Duck: Not that kind of gas
Rick: (looking at Duck) Sometimes I wonder about him
(Its 1:00 am and everyone is asleep except George)
George: I need some music this silence aint working for me.
(Puts in a CD) Sings ‘ I’ll rather be with you yeaaa……
Yes a gas station!! Wake up y’all a gas station give me money for gas..
Duck: Where are we?
Rick: yea, where are we?
George: I dunno ask the store clerk
Ron: (running to the car mad) Guess where we at?
Everyone: WHERE?
Ron: Oklahoma!!
Everyone: hits George
Rick: You can’t drive anymore!!
Duck: Let me Drive. Will get their in no time and safe.
Rick: Here are the keys.
(a few hours later)
Duck: We made it to Louisiana
George: Cool. We gotta stop in the NO
Duck: Fo sho that’s where Im headed
Rick: We bout to party
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