DOMINO'S. (NO PIZZA)

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Jun 5, 2004
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OK YALL, SO WHEN U SLAMMIN BONES, U CHILLIN WITH FOLKS, SHOULD BE COO RIGHT? RIGHT. NORMALLY U BE PLAYIN IN SOMEBODYS HOUSE, ON A STURDY TABLE. I DONT GIVA FUCK WHAT KINDA FLIMSLY ASS CHAIR U GOT.

BUT AINT IT RIGHT THAT U SHOULD HAVE A STURDY TABLE TO PLAY?!?!?! YES OR NO?

OK LAST NITE I WWAS PLAYIN WITH SOME FOLX, BUT THESE NIGGAS HAD EM SLAMMIN ON A PLASTIC HIDE-AWAY TABLE. NOW THIS IS A HOUSE FULLA NIGGAS, SO U KNO SHIT GTIN ROWDY..

I ASK EM: WHY DONT WE GO OVER TO THE CIRCLE TABLE. THE STURDY OAK WOOD ASS ONE, THEY SAID NAAAWWW. I SAID "IF YALL GONA START REALLY BETTIN, THEN WE NEED A GOOD TABLE"... THEY STILL SAID NO...?!?! SO I SAID "AITE IM BOUT TO BE OUT DA ROUND" (NO MONEY INVOLVED THEN LOL)

I AINT TRYNA PLAY THE GAME WITH NIGGAS SLAMMIN THE FLIMSLY TABLE AT THEY LIL ANGLES AND TRYNA MAKE THE DOMINOS DO A 180 IN THEY FAVOR, FUCK THAT. I WAS THE YOUNGEST 1, BUT I REALIZE YALL OLE ASS NIGGAS AINT ABOUT TO HUSSLE ME,. NO NO

THEN THEY END UP TRIPPIN... THEY TRIP OF MY BOY, (NO REASON) START SWINGIN. AND THESE DUDES IS ALL WAY OLDER THEN ME. BOUNCED OUT

ME N MY BOY WE ENDEND UP AT THE SAME BAR AS THEM, AT LIKE 1...
FIGHTIN NIGGAS OVER THAT. BUT WE STOMPED NIGGAS, MY BOY IN HIS 30'S BOUT 5'11 PROLLY 350, ME IM 6"2 285, WE CLEARED THAT MUFUCKA OUT. ( I CANT LIE, I WAS ONLY SWINGIN FOR 1 OR 2 HEADS, THE REST OF THE CREW WAS COO AS HELL)

MORAL OFTHE STORY IS: BE CAREFUL WIT NIGGAS HUSSLIN. ITS ALL CHANCE, BUT NIGGAS GET SHADY, ESP. DEALIIN WIT THESE OLE SCHOOL NIGGAS.

I RESPECT MY ELDERS BUT IF DUDE IS TWICE MY AGE TRYNA START SHIT AND CALL ME LIL NIGGA? NAW FUCK DAT IM 6"2" 280 IMA TREAT HIM LIKE THA LIL NIGGA JUS CUZ HE TALKIN SHIT, I GAVE EM A STRONG HOOK THAT HE WILL NEVER FORGET
 
May 11, 2002
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kinda off subject...but has anyone see the porn where the girl is sucking some dudes dick thats sticking out of a pizza box? that always confused me why anyone would want to look at that shit...

anyways continue on...
 
Apr 19, 2008
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ha, big sausage pizza porno is comedy though. i got a lil dvd flick off that porno. i mean, they aint fuckin wit the pizza box the whole time, i can deal wit 5 minutes of it.

i dont even fuck wit playin bones no more. im more of a "whats the haps on tha craps" type a nigga