My girl sent me this as a joke...its pretty funny...
MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP …
SUCH A HAPPY ENDING !!
A couple had only been married for two weeks
and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't
wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right
back.'
'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?'
asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, Pretty
Face,' he answered. I'm going to have a beer.'
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my
love?' She opened the door of the refrigerator and showed
him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different
countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the
only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes,
Lollipop.. but at the bar. You know, they have frozen
glasses. '
He didn't get to finish the sentence
because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a
frozen glass, Puppy Face?' She took a huge beer mug out
of the freezer - so frozen that she was getting chills just
holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said,
'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have th ose hors
d'oeuvres that are really delicious. I won't be
long.. I'll be right back, I promise. OK?'
'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie
Pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of
different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.
'But my sweet honey at the bar you know
there's swearing, dirty words and all that.'
'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR F ***IN ' BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR DAMNED HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A BAR... THAT SHIT'S OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?'
And they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP …
SUCH A HAPPY ENDING !!
A couple had only been married for two weeks
and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't
wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right
back.'
'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?'
asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, Pretty
Face,' he answered. I'm going to have a beer.'
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my
love?' She opened the door of the refrigerator and showed
him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different
countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the
only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes,
Lollipop.. but at the bar. You know, they have frozen
glasses. '
He didn't get to finish the sentence
because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a
frozen glass, Puppy Face?' She took a huge beer mug out
of the freezer - so frozen that she was getting chills just
holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said,
'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have th ose hors
d'oeuvres that are really delicious. I won't be
long.. I'll be right back, I promise. OK?'
'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie
Pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of
different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.
'But my sweet honey at the bar you know
there's swearing, dirty words and all that.'
'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR F ***IN ' BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR DAMNED HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A BAR... THAT SHIT'S OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?'
And they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
