DOCTOR VS. A STRAP

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EDJ

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May 3, 2002
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PEEP......

COMPARATIVE DANGERS:


A little something to ponder over.


a. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.
b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000.
c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health Human
Services)


Then think about this:


a. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000 (yes,
eighty-million!).
b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.
c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188.


Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than
gun owners.


FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.


Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before this gets out of hand.


As a public health measure I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for
fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention!
 
Apr 26, 2002
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EDJ said:




Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before this gets out of hand.


i kno, i've been havin migraines for a year now, fucc my doctor, imma go c my gun. fold.
 
Sep 23, 2002
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EDJ said:

As a public health measure I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention!

Gettin fucked by a lawyer could result in loss of life too, the doc's just do it faster or make it less noticeable. Good research homie.