Do you remember your first squirter?

[fillyacup]

shit, i remember the first time it happened i swore she pissed on me and her sheets. i told her "bitch did you just fucking pee on me!?"

she got started to cry and ran out the room so i left and went home all sticky like

 

[DuceTheTruth]

My first squirtin female let me know that there was another level to vaginal world down under..

 

[FDS]

yeah i remember that shit i thought she peed in my face. i was like oh shit watch out now.


i did it for the lulz.

 

[fillyacup]

my first was my last now that i start to think about it. then again i havent had a connection with a girl like i did with her.








and yes i called her a bitch for what i THOUGHT she did but we cleared it up and made mad love after. hey, i was like 17 i was barely getting in the groove and learning how to work my equipment

 

[fillyacup]

yeah i remember that shit i thought she peed in my face. i was like oh shit watch out now.


i did it for the lulz.

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[siccmadesyko]

that shit leaves ur lap kinda like a dry wet. if that makes sense. LOL

 

[fillyacup]

the dry wet that chaffes after, sticky sweaty yet dry

 

[siccmadesyko]

exactly HAHA

 

[Skizzy Ske]

I think like 17. I was maaaaaad confused when it happened like the youngin I was. Thinkin she pissed on me while I was smashin n tryna pull an r kelly reversal or someshit. I'm just glad at the time when I noticed my bedsheet soaked was after I finished my business.... If I had noticed durin(at that age so young, and her bein my first squirter) I woulda honestly thought the bitch was pissin on me. LOL.

But ya, so wet yet so dry.

 

[Simpaticone1]

LMAO @ THIS THREAD !

 

[BASEDVATO]

I remember met some chick at a mountain view bar... she squirted and soaked my passenger seat - I thought she pee'd at first also

so gross, yet so hot all at the same time lmao

 

[B-San]

Yeah my patnas wanted to run a train on a broad but she was a lil too chunky for my taste... she wouldn't fuck wit none of my patnas and kept sayin she wanted me...

Being loyal to the squad - I drank some hen and approached ol girl who was lightweight slobbering with anticipation...

...wasn't too long after I went 4 fingers in - she squirted all on the top of my forearm and beyond...

Shit was kinda gross... but I blame that on the source haha

My boy was happy cuz he ended gettin her up under the covers & makin love to the bitch... he likes 'em on the plump side haahaaaa

I did it for the lulz mayne but my gurl hates this story

Oh yeah called her Marine World - cuz teh first 4 rows would get wet LOLOL

 

[Dhadnot]

I was like "yeah I deed it mayne"

 

[fillyacup]

your girl hates all your stories huh?

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

it's all about the bitches that be queefin it up.

 

[Dhadnot]

fillyacup said:

your girl hates all your stories huh?

lol...


YES she does.

 

[B-San]

your girl hates all your stories huh?

Yup lmaoo... I think she hates me too cuz my stories are always better than hers

 

[Dhadnot]

girls stories are boring, his dick was small, he couldn't fuck, yada yada, they never tell the truth like I got cum shot all in my eye like the lil slut ho I am.

 

[B-San]

^ Bwahahaha

 

[Nuttkase]

I was like "yeah I deed it mayne"