Do you remember your "first" blowjob?

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Defy

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lol.....I remember getting my first one....I told the chick I'd never eat pussy and then she said she'd never suck dick......











.....then I had to throw a curve ball with the ol "I'll try if you try"
 

FatBlunts209

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mine was from a good lookin mexican chick at a house party was probably 14 or 15,felt like losing my virginity i remember just feelin completely lifeless after that..and hungry as fuck too.
 
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7th grade..Natalie. ...fucking bitch!! haha She was Japanese/Mexican and fine as hell.

Damn..just found her facebook..I think it's time to rekindle some shit..haha
 

0R0

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BasedWorld
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Yeah it felt like nothing would ever top that, until I got blown by a girl who knew what the fuck she was doing.
 

Arson

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7th grade..Natalie. ...fucking bitch!! haha She was Japanese/Mexican and fine as hell.

Damn..just found her facebook..I think it's time to rekindle some shit..haha
LOL@putting cum gulping 7 graders on blast more then a decade later.
 

prodigy91

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i was 14, cute white girl, lived right across from me and her mom worked as a 911 operator and worked night shifts, so 5 days out of the week i snuck over to her house and give her the bidness, she had some perky areolas, breh
 

fillyacup

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my whole spill was i told her she wouldnt lick it and she did.



then she bit a little harder then pleasure so i hit her. real talk. not to knock her lights out but it was a natural reaction to pain for me at the time
 

fillyacup

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i remember one time i got blown by this bad as mexican girl who made me limp after. fucked up part was she swallowed and giggled sexy as fuck like because i didnt see her do it
 

0R0

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BasedWorld
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When I read mrtonguetwista replied to this thread and thought of his stewie avi, I had to personally come in and say, no marty.
 
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i was like 15.. in the restroom stall at sears in newpark mall... hella funny cause right in the middle of gettin blown someone walks in to use the bathroom. so shes tryna be quiet so we dont get caught.. and outta nowhere that fool that came in to use the bathroom started rippin hella loud ass farts while hes pissin in the urinal.. and she started bustin up.. he left.. we finished.. and didnt get caught..
 

fillyacup

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lol another funny story.

like 4 years ago i was driving after picking up this girl i havent seen in ages. it was around dark time. we go get a cool little drink on, not much because i am driving ya hurd, and we on the way back to where i was staying. so we get there and we fooling around and what have you. i fall asleep wake up around dark morning 4ish and was like TF, you got to go. but i had major morning wood so i poked her with it in the back and she started to grab and do the fellatio thing. i couldnt finish so i was like hey you want to finish this up on the way to me dropping you off? we procced to the vehicle and first thing she asked was are my windows tinted. of course i said yes when they were not. she must have been half asleep because i know it wasnt that dark. she gets to pleasuring my member with her tounge when some old white on his way to work or fish or something pull up next to me, looks down, and gave a nod. one of those "i dont know you but what your doing is something i approve of in a nomarty kinda way"

damn that chick was bad as fuck now i remember