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WHITE DEVIL

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Some shit really bugs me. I guess even having this list makes you a nerd but fuck it.

When people have a million fuckin icons and programs on their shit and they go 'Man, come over and clean out my computer! I dont know why its so slow! Asian casino porn credit card stealing hard disk lagger sounded like a good program at the time, and I have no idea whats wrong'

I hate the 'group similar taskbar buttons' option. I want to see shit seperately.

I hate Vista.

I hate when people email me and they sound like a third grader - 'ok dud so wut do you think it shud b' Youre not fucking texting me. Learn to use our native language.

When you get a program or package from someone in IT or like someone who knows shit about computers and theyre like 'yea its in the network drive, just install it from there.' and its like some file extension ive never seen or heard of and I click it and it does nothing. The fuck am I supposed to do with a .x5 file? gtfo.

When people sit in front of their computers and play fucking solitaire (mostly females) for hours. Just get one of those handheld little computer fucks.

When people buy a 2 thousand dollar computer to email on aol or like fuckin play some 2bit Chip Commander game or some shit they got at Staples in a 1-thousand game pack. 'Man its fast huh! I got this jumping block game with the computer, it rocks'

The people who fuckin slam their fingers on the keyboard when they type. I swear to god it sounds like theyre fucking attacking the keyboard. It sounds like they made a baseball bat out of keys, and theyre beating someone to death with it.

People who are constantly doing faggot ass livejournal/twitter/myspace shit every single fucking time you walk by their desks / see them on their laptops at home. "Day 43. Life is pathetic. I am apathetic. I guess I should get some work done. Ha Ha. Im gonna dye my hair tonight. I wonder if we are all ants in a giant anthill"

People who have a dumb ass personal web site / myspace / facebook that makes you embarassed after you see it. Like they think they are modern day poets/renaissance men (mostly the fag ass, friendless nerds) or sex goddesses (fat bitches). Or they have some music or poetry or some kind of bullshit that makes you die laughing, and then you see them in person and have to try not to bust up.

I dont like Leopard print at all. Every time I see it I think 'fat woman trying to be sexy'. That has nothing to do with computers but I'm just saying.

People who constantly take pictures of themselves. 'That's goin on the myspace!'

Myspace is a faggot ass personal cult of celebrity. It's like having a celebrity magazine written about you. 'Look at me. I'm so pretty. Im so social. Im so interesting. I have 56 thousand friends!' Get the fuck out.
 
NiNe2FiVe

NiNe2FiVe

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WHITE DEVIL said:
When people have a million fuckin icons and programs on their shit and they go 'Man, come over and clean out my computer! I dont know why its so slow! Asian casino porn credit card stealing hard disk lagger sounded like a good program at the time, and I have no idea whats wrong'

I hate the 'group similar taskbar buttons' option. I want to see shit seperately.

When you get a program or package from someone in IT or like someone who knows shit about computers and theyre like 'yea its in the network drive, just install it from there.' and its like some file extension ive never seen or heard of and I click it and it does nothing. The fuck am I supposed to do with a .x5 file? gtfo.

People who constantly take pictures of themselves. 'That's goin on the myspace!'
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^^^I hate those things too, the biggest thing that gets me is the inept women I work with, theres 4 othe guys in my department, and Ive never had to help them with anything w/computers. But there are like 20 women in my department, so every 5 minutes its "Where'd my task bar go?" or "How do I print this?", "How do I make this bigger?", "Why wont this open?", but thats not it, because Im a young man Im the designated repair man for every computer, cell phone, ipod, psp, just about anything that plugs into the wall that isnt a curling iron, and women cant drive neither! lol.
 
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thatguy

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i hate getting forwards from dumbass relatives that think i too would like to take part in not laughing at stupid fucking religious jokes.

i hate telling someone to click on the song they are looking for, and having them look all over the fucking screen with their mouse, no you fucking moron the song isnt up by the thing you click to exit the window.
 
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Fucky McFuckerson

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May 9, 2002
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People installing every damn IE tool bar add-on, and wondering why they have a shit ton of spyware and Antivirus 2009 has completely fucked off their PC to the point of nearly crumbling to pieces.

people, when DL'n things off the internet or installing add-on programs, make sure you read through and see if they are offering any OTHER programs with it aht are OPTIONAL. 9 times out of 10, you DONT want it and for good reason.

And chain-mails or 10X forwarded jokes/riddles/pics/vids of something funny. I dont give a shit about your "friendly-spam".
 
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WHITE DEVIL

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Oh yea the forwards are great.

I like getting forwards from dumb ass Christians like 'IF THE WORLD WAS MUSLIM WE COULD NOT READ BOOKS OR EAT CHINESE FOOD PRAY THAT WE WIN THE WAR ON TERROR'

or the best are 'EVERYONE CLICK ON THIS LINK OR THEY WILL HAX0R YOUR COMPUTER THERE IS A NEW LAW COMEING OUT WHICHS SAYS THAT IF YOU DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK YOURE COMPUTER WILL GO DOWN FOREVER'
 
NiNe2FiVe

NiNe2FiVe

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The spiritual/motivational/religious emails are the worst, I swear to god I get one more old man and his dog reflecting over a wishing well Im going to go Chris Brown on every female in this place, lol.
 
montroller510

montroller510

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i hate when im listening to music and someone asks to use my laptop and they go on myspace... then all the sudden my slap is gettin fucked up with someone elses song that is tryin to load and is probably some gay ass vannessa carlton or something
 
montroller510

montroller510

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also when people use limewire at my house and download those stupid firs couple links that say like keak da sneak HAS ORGASM LIVE SEX PORN ASS TITS TEEN

then for the next couple days i gotta de lag my computer
 
MALKI

MALKI

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NiNe2FiVe said:
^^^I hate those things too, the biggest thing that gets me is the inept women I work with, theres 4 othe guys in my department, and Ive never had to help them with anything w/computers. But there are like 20 women in my department, so every 5 minutes its "Where'd my task bar go?" or "How do I print this?", "How do I make this bigger?", "Why wont this open?", but thats not it, because Im a young man Im the designated repair man for every computer, cell phone, ipod, psp, just about anything that plugs into the wall that isnt a curling iron, and women cant drive neither! lol.
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they want to fuck thats why they bothering u so much
 
ColdBlooded

ColdBlooded

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E-mail forwards from people at work about the "latest" virus or "the new remodeling to cook county jail". When in reality that virus doesn't exist and the pictures of cook county jail are pictures of some ultra modern European art gallery instead of brick and razor wire.

Replying to these forwards with the truth and people being amazed that I know such things. Then showing them "teh google".

Showing/teaching people how to recover a deleted e-mail in outlook or how to locate a document in the internal scan file when I don't even work in IT and it is not my job.

Being blocked from the ACLU website at work, but still being able to access youtube.

“Outlook is attempting to contact the Microsoft exchange server”
 
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Dec 7, 2005
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when i click on a song and it takes 15 seconds before it starts playing.

facebook i hate

when stuff happens and its just like real fucked up on your laptop

when my laptop battery runs out
 
p.ellz

p.ellz

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when bitches hit me up on myspace n jus wanna msg me all day bout bullshit
its like if u aint finna meet me n fuck me gtfoh
 
ConstantElevation

ConstantElevation

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When people need help because their computer is slow and they think that they may have a virus but when you walk over, there's 8 applications running at once or multiple instances of one application [3 Firefoxs, because they weren't patient enough for the damn thing to load the first click]
 
m.w.merlino

m.w.merlino

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i fucking hate watching people go to open a program from their desktop...and continue clicking the icon to open the program because they thought it didnt load the first time because it wasn't some instantaneous transaction and after 5 versions of that program try to open they talk about how their computer is a filthy piece of shit.
 
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TheMostVILE

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Aug 17, 2004
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I hate the fact that all my friends are technologically retarded and I have to go over to their houses and show them how to make fucking Hotmail accounts 10 times a year because they can't remember a fucking password.

I hate letting anyone use my computer because someone always ends up using internet exlporer and installing some bullshit.

I hate internet explorer.
 
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