Do you ever get greasy butt slime?

[MeloTrauma]

I figured its just a natural butt lubricant for those peanutty, broken glass turds to slip and slide out of the anus with ease.

 

[mrtonguetwista]

w.t.f.

 

[Incar]

LMAO

 

[RIX]

WTFFFFFFF DAMN THATS HORRIBLE

 

[CannibalCrow]

It's mucous, or sometimes lipids from your digestive tract. Like waxy fats that don't get absorbed, or mucous from your intestinal walls occassionally coming loose.

 

[SLOWPOKE]

^^^^ DR. CROW KNOWS HIS CHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DJ Mark 7]

Its what us hefty people call "swamp ass"

 

[Dana Dane]

I sure am glad you cut my face out of that video, Mark!!!

 

[Gringo Starr]

I sure am glad you cut my face out of that video, Mark!!!

OH BOY!!!!

 

[mustynutz]

Damn 6 you lookin mighty fine in that vid girl...lol

The conditon is formally known as SwampAss, but can develop into a side case of SwampScrotum, Mustynutz, or BacksideSlime...the ladies suffer from SwampAss as well, but they are better at disguising the symptoms..but it can spread into SwampSnatch, SweatySlit, or the even worse FishSmellitus

 

[mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY]

oh shit i remember one time when i took a howler of a turd and there was some mucus shit floatin about in the bowl... I thought i jizzed cause the turd was sooo fat.. LMAOLOLOLOLOL. yeah least now i know it was swamp ass and im not in fact a guy who gets butt orgasms when he's on the shitter. too much informay-shun!

 

[mustynutz]

^^ wow....

 

[DJ Mark 7]

LOL ummm.....I don't think we were talking about the same thing there buddy...U might wanna go have a doctor check u out

 

[DaytonFamily]

whats mexican ass burn?

 

[jay deuce]

whats mexican ass burn?

How you were born?

 

[MizeryU]

too many jalepe nose

 

[mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY]

LOL ummm.....I don't think we were talking about the same thing there buddy...U might wanna go have a doctor check u out

well if i aint posted in couple a days ya know what killed me off.